Erotic dice - adult game by Lady Calston - review by Lady Neshamah

Erotic dice

Adult game by Lady Calston

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Fun for a little bit...

Supposed to spice up play in the bedroom? I think not. It's the totally uninspired ideas that come off of the dice game that make it a waste of time and money, even though, it's really cheap.
funny, cute idea
uninspired, cheaply made
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extremely useful review
The silly things that you get at bachelorette parties...

This is one of those things that I ended up with at mine. I don't remember who's bright idea it was to give this to me.

I could see where this would be something that would spice things up in the bedroom for some people. But for my husband and I, it just seemed uninspired and vanilla.

The basic idea of this dice game is that you toss the two dice and see what comes up on them. There are little words written on each die. One has body parts and the other has verbs that you should do to whatever body part comes up on the other die. It's all random and that is supposed to be what is fun about it. You never really know what will come up for your partner to do to you or for you to do to your partner.

The dice themselves are plastic. One is red and the other is black. Both of them have white text on them. They are much lighter weight than normal playing dice and are bigger. It feels like they may be just hollow unlike the dice that most of us are used to handling. I can see why they made them lighter so they could make the dice bigger, so that you can actually read what is on there. The text is a good size and my husband can actually read what it says without his glasses on.

The suggestions are simple and uncreative. Things like "lick boobs" and "kiss body" are examples of what can come up. Nothing that anyone with a creative mind can't out do easily. I could see where some people would find this fun, but I, for one, sure didn't at all.

These are more for people that need ideas to spice things up in the bedroom. It very much wasn't for my husband and I.
Follow-up commentary
My Erotic Dice have been sitting in my drawer for a few months now. I have no interest in playing with them again. I may round file them at some point.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    I felt the same about these.
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    I agree with you and the above commenter. Great review though!
  • Vaccinium
    They are what they are. Hard to expect much more. That said, the weight of them is a good observation, and something to keep in mind.
  • Naughty Student
    I have always been interested in these with the thought that they could spice things up, but I think it would be more a lot cooler to buy my own set of different colored die and make up my own rules. Great review and thanks for the follow up.
  • Undead
    Thanks for the review.
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