Stress balls - gags discontinued by Topco Sales - review by HeartBroken

Once I found out I'd be getting my very own Stress Balls in the mail, I couldn't stop giggling! I imagined all the pranks I could pull and pictures I could take. Once I received my balls, it was really easy to get them out of the packaging. No scissors required. I found out they are designed after a pornstar's balls, meaning no hair.

There are 2 hard orbs inside my balls, like nuts. The Stress Balls are just hard enough to not bulge in any direction when squeezed hard, but soft enough for someone with carpal tunnel to get a good squeeze in. After giving my balls a few good squeezes, they took on a dirty look. The dead skin on my hands had been rubbed off onto my balls, but a little soap and warm water fixed that. They are latex free, so you shouldn't have a problem with allergies. Like most balls, they don't like being pinched or pulled. It creates tiny tears in the outer layer of cyberskin. Since my balls are made entirely of cyberskin, there isn't any gel or goo that can leak out.

I'm getting mine pierced! That's another great thing about the Stress Balls; you can customized them! You can pierce them, glue on rhinestones, color them with permanent markers, add glitter, put on some googly eyes or anything else you can think of. The sky's the limit! You can also pull some awesome pranks on house guests, sleeping roommates, pets and anyone else who doesn't want a pair of balls in their face. You can sit the Stress Balls in a semi-public area to see reactions of passers-by. I'm going to hang mine from my rear-view mirror. It also makes a great gift for the office, friends or that uptight relative you want to give a heart attack for Christmas!

The Stress Balls are designed perfectly for their intended use, the only downside being the dirty look they can take on. I give the Stress Balls 3 of 5 stars for practicality, low maintenance and a high potential for entertainment. Remember, please be gentle to your Stress Balls.

The balls kept falling from my rear view mirror and got covered in car floor droppings. Ew! I cleaned them a few times, but they became stained and always looked dirty. They have been put in there final resting place, the trash.