Cocky copper jerk off cop - gags by Pipedream - review by Gary

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Jerking Off for Justice!

If you are looking for a funny novelty toy to use as a gag gift, or you are putting together an assortment of comical and perverted toys, you really need to make sure that you include some masturbating law enforcement as part of the plan. The Cocky Copper Jerk Off Cop will not let you down!
Simple, hilarious, real masturbatory action.
They should be sold by the dozen!
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
The Cocky Copper Jerk Off Cop was at the same party as the Inflatable Talking Sheep I reviewed a few weeks ago. I hadn’t seen him since the night of the party, and I had totally forgotten all about him. I just figured he had a good time, found someone nice to go home with, and moved on with his life. But then last night when I got home from work he was lying in the middle of our bed. I don’t know if he just magically appeared there, Bermuda Triangle style, or if Victoria had him stashed away somewhere this whole time; but all that really matters is that he’s back… with a masturbating vengeance! I love these wind up toys so much! If you are going for a laugh, it’s hard to top a masturbating wind up toy. This is certainly an A gag gift!

The Cocky Copper Jerk Off Cop comes on a thin cardboard backing, inside a little plastic form fitting bubble, like a kid’s toy would. The image on the card is that of a blue sky, with a few fluffy white clouds, and a police car. Across the bottom, underneath the actual toy, the card says “Video Tape This!!!”. This cop is about 3 inches tall. He is wearing black boots, black pants, black shirt, and a black hat with a badge on the front. He has his penis and both testicles pulled outside of his pants, and is clearly fixed in a permanent masturbating position. I am going out on a limb here a bit, but proportionately if this were a real person, he would probably have more of a male porn star sized penis.

The function of this toy is pretty simple. Under his left arm is a wind up knob, you simply wind this knob up and let go. He will then start masturbating like crazy with his right hand. That’s it, an instant classic for any occasion! He spent the whole night of the party, policing the table where all the liquor was located. He hung out, in between the bottles masturbating all night long. Eventually the non-plastic, non-masturbating cops did show up about the noise from the bands playing (which has happened at every show we’ve ever had, including our wedding). I now wish that I’d taken notice of what the cop’s name was, so we could have given our cool masturbating party cop his name…. but no biggie!
Follow-up commentary
This wind up toy is awesome! I makes me laugh every time! It has withstood months of occasional use, which considering it is a plastic wind up toy is pretty good! I have uploaded a brief little video so that you can see him in action.
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  • Sir
    HAHA!!! Funny review, I loved it! But wow, he's only 3" tall? That's a really small wind-up toy, and I agree, they should be sold in bulk.
  • MuffysPinguLove
    Great review, very funny Smile
  • Maiden
    I'm gonna have to get me some of this nasty toys! I love them! lol
  • Sammi
    Wow, this one is small! I agree - it should be sold in party packs Smile
  • Gary
    While it would be cool to be able to by these by the dozen, your part pack idea made me think they should also sell them as a complete set. Masturbating Santa, Monkey, Solider, Police, etc... that IS a party right there! Smile
  • ......
    LOL! Very cute review!
  • Jul!a
    Omg, my mom would find this absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the review! Big smile
  • Gardenvy
    LOL, very cute. Nice review!
  • Airen Wolf
    This would be perfect for a cop's retirement party....
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I have a professor that would appreciate this. good thing he is now an ex-Chi Copper. lol
  • Apinkjellybean04
    this is is so funny great review thanks
  • B8trDude
    Too funny!
  • cherryredhead88
    Lol... what will they think of next?
  • kawigrl
    thanks for the video review this guy is funny
  • Love Buzz
    I wish these were still for sale I want one so badly now!
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