Peni-magnum H2O gun - gags discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Gary

This penis shaped squirt gun is just awesome!


Squirt Gun Function:
First and foremost this fun little toy is a great and fully functional squirt gun! It sits very comfortably in the palm of your hand. The trigger smooth and round, which I prefer to the rectangular triggers on a lot of smaller squirt guns. Interestingly enough only about one third of the squirt gun’s total length holds water. The other two thirds are hollow plastic. The water tube does go through this hollow section, but it is sealed up tight enough that no water leaks into this area.

As far as shooting goes, this squirt gun does not have a very good firing distance. I would say that aiming for something two to three feet away is ideal, anything further away than that is going to get misted. I would say that after 5 feet there is little to no mist. This is really the only downside to this gun. The stream is already breaking up as it leaves the gun, there is no solid stream. Although in other ways this definitely works in the gun’s favor, as one filling will last a very long time.

Squirt Gun Form:
This squirt gun is shaped like a large transparent pink penis. It is about 10 inches long and 4 inches high. Even though it is extremely unlikely that anyone would use this internally, it is phthalates free, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and made out of a food-grade plastic material.

Squirt Gun Fun:
The fun factor on this little H20 ejaculator is very very high! I mean… it’s a friggin' pink penis squirt gun, with a happy little smiley face on the head on the penis, and it even says “Let’s Party” down the shaft. I don’t know how much funnier this thing could be.

Overall:
Initially I was expecting a funny novelty toy that just barely functioned, and was never really intended to be used. So I was very surprised at how well it did work as a squirt gun. Yeah it doesn’t shoot very far, and it does drip a little bit when you use it, but it is better than most of the squirt guns I have bought at 7-11. I am assuming this will probably, for the most part, be a bachelorette party item, but I think anyone would have fun running around shooting people with this toy; especially after a few drinks!

This squirt gun is awesome. I didn't completely empty it the last time I was playing with it, and it didn't leak or mess like most cheap squirt guns would have. It is still a good squirt gun, and the "Let's Party" written down the shaft still makes me laugh. I have attached a brief video so you can take a better look at it.