I have always loved these sorts of novelty toys, and there are SO MANY of them now! How's a girl to choose? How is a couple to choose, for that matter? Do you get the "kinky sex night" pack, or the "something new" edition? Should we use them in foreplay or during the dirty deed? Well, here's a little friendly advice for you: make your own fun and find your own way. On the surface these products look like a great idea, for a pretty obvious reason: They are! But they are also a bit of a trap. Anyone can take a cheap piece of plastic and write words on the sides. Now roll! You've got sexy novelty dice. So, yes ladies, there is my advice: Make your own. I'm sure you have a craft store in your town, and sharpie in your desk. Just get yourself a pair [or four!] of dice and write your own erotic options.

These novelty "Oral Sex, for her" Dice are, in all honesty, a little bit limiting. They are a good idea, with some pretty good suggestions written on the sides. However, do you really want to "Suck" her "Ass"? Yes, this may sound appealing for some, but for most of us it seems a little less than desirable. It may take you several rolls to get the outcome that fits your fancy, and where's the fun in that? It's wasted time you could be spending on pleasuring your partner.

So, in conclusion, these dice look cute from afar, but once you've got them in your hand they don't live up to the promise. Good for a night maybe, but the novelty will not last. As I said, get your own dice and write your own options. More customizable and definitely more fun!