Talking sheep review

I didn’t know for sure if I would really enjoy this product. I got it as a gag gift and wrapped it to give to my boyfriend for Valentine's Day.

It was perfect for our kind of humor. Of course, he loved it; we blew it up immediately and only had a little bit of difficulty inserting the voice box (leave the plastic tab in before you try to insert the voice box; otherwise, the thing won‘t shut up). I was a little disappointed that there weren’t more gag noises; it was just a little “baa baa”. I really wanted it to say some ridiculous stuff like “Oh, I’ve been baaaaaaad” or “baa means no” or start out as an actual sheep noise then melt into a guy just shouting “baa.”

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The sheep was a little small, and the pressure valve for inflation was ill made, allowing a lot of air to escape before you could insert the plug. This made the sheep have more give; I suppose it’s good for handling the sheep, but it made the limbs limp and less sturdy. On a more positive note, the sheep came with a patch for repairs incase you rip it.

For me, this toy (Talking sheep - Animal love doll) will be carefully pierced on the rims and hung by fishing wire from my ceiling above my bed, maybe getting me a few more to count as I fall asleep and reminding me of the best Valentine's ever.

Even if the baa-ing does keep me up at night.