Pleasure periscope - anal vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by SmallTownCutie22

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1st Useless Toy I've Ever Owned

My husband and I were really excited about the idea of exploring each other more deeply. However, nothing on this toy works at all, making it the biggest disappointment I've bought, EVER.
Nothing works as it should, or at all.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


This periscope toy was a great idea... In theory. Its main purpose is for fun examination, whether as a couple or by yourself. It has vibrations as well, so I imagine you could use on your clitoris too. Personally, I would only use this with a partner.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Group situations
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Any hole it can git into really ;-)

Material / Texture

This vibe is cold, hard, and oddly shaped, making it a not very fun toy to use in my opinion. It is just a general crappy toy making it usable for all, and it also has no smell or taste. Those 2 things are the only positives I have for this toy.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is horrible, even for a toy that works properly. You are suppose to be able to use this for self examination, but with this toy being solid with no rotating or movable parts, the view hole is at an impossible angle for you to see. It isn't wide enough to get a good amount of light in to see things inside, other than a general color of your insides.. Even if it was wider the light on it is not bright enough. That being said, my husband can see into the view hole to see that I'm pink on the inside... But that's all he can see.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibration is really the only working feature on this toy. They are decently strong, and could bring me to climax, if I needed to use this toy. However the button for the vibrations is just a tiny piece of brittle plastic, and I'm sure with a little use will very easily break. Although I don't remember the vibes on this being overly noisy either.

Care and Maintenance

I'm not exactly sure how you are supposed to care for this toy as it is totally porous and not at all waterproof. I just rubbed it down with rubbing alcohol, but I also never plan to use it again.
    • Hard to clean

Personal comments

I would not let anyone I know waste their money on this toy.


My experience is that it doesn't work in every way possible.
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  • SexyySarah
    too bad this didn't work out for you!
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    How large is the periscope? What Type of Material is the periscope made out of? Is is hard plastic?

    Thanks for the review! This was on my wishlist, but I think I'll be taking it off.
  • Alicia
    I hated this thing too, such a disappointment.
  • Kayla
    Too bad this isn't good. I was hoping to get it for fun at some point. Sad.
  • mllebeauty
    I'm sorry this didn't work for you.
  • ScottA
    Can you think of any ways this might work?
  • SmallTownCutie22
    Umm there really isn't anyway for it to work properly.. The shaft of the periscope just isn't wide enough to see anything. And yes its incredibly hard plastic with unsecured seams, making it super hard to sanitize as well.. As far as the width goes, its under an inch
  • ToyGeek
    Toys like this make me want to design better ones.
  • ScottA
    Unfortunately no matter how you redesign this type of toy you probably aren't going to see much unless you inflate whatever body cavity you're looking at with water or air.
  • leatherlover
    Sorry it didn't work out for you. But thanks for the review.
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    Thanks for the review. It's too bad it didn't work out for you. I've heard mostly bad things for this toy..
  • namelesschaos
    Thanks for the review. Pretty much what I feared it would be.
  • SmallTownCutie22
    *sigh* Thanks for the comments guys, Ill just wait till one of you designs a better one
  • Lavendar Menace
    So sad! But thanks for the warning!
  • nori
    nice review!
  • Honey Girl
    sad to hear that, great review.
  • LuciFaery
    Thanks for the review!
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