And Twist I Did..

Mr. Twister is a blue/clear, lightly textured (swirled) glass dildo. This toy only comes in blue/clear. Both ends are insertable, should you wish. It’s a toy for advanced and beginning toy users alike; size queens may want more girth/length, though. There are no swirls on the bulbed end, neck or the very tip of the opposite end, but the swirls do cover everything else, and they feel great!
Swirls, beautiful, good-sized bulbed head.
Only comes in one color combination.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


First off, this toy is Borosilicate glass, so you can use it for temperature play. You can soak it in hot or ice water, just don’t boil it or put it in the freezer because it will crack if you do that. Since this toy is glass, you can use any type of lubricant without worry.

Both ends of Mr. Twister are insertable. This toy is NOT flared, so it’s not safe for anal play. Don’t get curious, because it will end you up in the hospital embarrassed. For me personally, this toy has no curve so it didn’t hit my G-Spot. I love the bulbed end! It feels great going in, and then the light texture is just enough to send me over the edge. You can use Mr. Twister to thrust with and twist (obviously); it doesn't hurt and didn’t leave me sore later. I like to spin this toy once it’s inserted, and I just love how the swirls feel! I would not go to town so hard with the pointed end though, because you don’t want to hit your cervix.

Since this toy is glass and doesn’t vibrate, you can use it anywhere: in the shower or when your roommate is sleeping in the bed across from you (kidding).

Mr. Twister is great for beginners or advanced users because his size isn’t intimidating, and the texture isn’t so intense that it will hurt a beginner. It’s just enough to send an advanced or beginner over the edge. It’s one of those toys that is just right in size and texture for any user. I love this toy!
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

This is a glass dildo, so of course the material is hard. This toy is not a realistic dildo because it isn’t shaped like a penis. The bulbed end reminds me of the top of a pawn on a chess board. No, it doesn’t feel real: it's glass. It’s better than realistic.

The textured swirls are very light. This is not a heavily textured toy. The swirls cover most of the toy EXCEPT the bulbed end, neck, and very tip of the opposite side. The swirls are very light, so I would suggest this for a beginner or advanced user. It’s not an intimidating toy, but it feels so good. There is no odor to this toy, and it doesn’t retain smell since it's glass.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

SSA Glass made Mr. Twister in blue/clear, and it only comes in that color combination. This toy is lightly textured with swirls. However, there are no swirls on the bulbed end, the neck or the very tip of the opposite. The swirls cover most of the toy, just not the ends or the neck.

It has a circular bulbed head with a neck, then a writing pen-shaped body that narrows at the bottom. This toy is not realistic looking, so you can travel with it. I think size-wise this toy is great for any user. Girth wise, it’s just right. If you’re a size queen you may want more girth, though.

For me this toy is just amazing. Once inserted, if you twist this toy around it just feels so amazing. It’s a dildo, so of course you do the typical thrust in and out motions, but the twisting motion feels just as good. I inserted this toy using both ends of it, and I love both ends. The bulbed end has a good sized head on it and feels great going in. The slender, more pointed end (it’s not a sharp end, so don’t worry) feels great going in, too. I love this toy, but I am a fan of glass.

Size-wise Mr. Twister is 3/4 inch around its neck, 1 1/2 inches at its largest girth, and six inches insertable.
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic


This toy is not harness compatible and, since it's glass, it doesn’t have a suction cup. I love this toy, and I could sing its praises all day. The bulbed end is sized great! What can I say? What an amazing head Mr. Twister has! The head has no swirls on it. Speaking of swirls; I love twisting those swirls once they're inserted. This toy will get you where you want to go!
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Mr. Twister is glass, so it is oh-so-easy to clean! It is bleachable and dishwasher safe, you can use soap and water or a toy cleaner, and of course you can use a toy wipe. One more thing that is amazing about glass is the fact that you can use any lubricant you want. Also, since you can sanitize Mr. Twister, you can share this toy with a partner and not worry. This is a worry free, orgasmic, easy to clean, low maintenance toy!

The bag Mr. Twister came in is NOT padded, so you will have to get a padded bag or store it carefully. Also, you can store it with any toy material type because it is glass. Mr.Twister also doesn't attract lint.


Mr. Twister came wrapped in bubble wrap and inserted in an unlined, unpadded, red velvet bag. There are no directions on how to use this toy, since there is no packaging. That is typical for SSA Glass. Be sure to buy a good bag so it won't be scratched or chipped. Packaging-wise this toy isn't discreet.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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