Jolly jack - butt plug by Happy Valley - review by Robin Goodfellow

Capt Jolly Jack of All Trades

In an ocean of anal plugs you'll be hard pressed to find anything but one trick sea pony's. Fear not, Capt Jolly Jacks cannon balls make an ideal plug for those wanting a manipulatable toy and a plug.. In One! A defined beaded section provides room to play with like a short yet meaty set of anal beads. Than wrap up the beading for a nice set on a damn fine anal plug. Arghh
Beads and Plug in one, Rich color,Hand made in Canada
Only semi-adequate hold during sex
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Jolly Jack is a great little anal toy that I wish I would of stumbled onto earlier. What makes it unique is Tri-bubbled body in plug form. Its essentially a short string of anal beads with a stem to perch on and an anal safe base. For this you get a great travel toy. A two in one. It's silicone has a slightly velvety finish similar to Fun Factory's. Like many of Happy Valley's monotone colors the blue color is incredibly rich. It's hard to find the right wordage to describe a unique quality of color in such a colorfully saturated toy market. However, Happy Valleys are worthy of note for those into aesthetics. And if your like me and you've tired of the cheap thrill of the stock banger marbled sex toy, than this will be refreshing. It silicone density is a straight medium, right down the middle. I find H.V's density to be on the firmer side, so use that as a comparison.

Its unique multi faceted design is this toys obvious discerning characteristic. Like everything its a compromise. The balls themselves are very complete spherically. You get to feel a very complete ball to transition back to ball sensation. Think to marbles side by side, where the taper between them is very obvious and drastic narrower the its full expanse. The opposite style of beads, that I feel are inferior are the bumps on a log style. Where you have periodic swollen points, but a more or less a straight shaft. The beads themselves are not huge, but not small. A good compromise about the size of those 25 cent gum balls. The perch, has ample girth for a moderately sized toy and rests above a lean ergonomic base that is comfortable for prolonged use. The compromise of the beaded design, is that the smooth transition isn't drastic enough to give it a bombproof hold during intercourse. And with all the ripples above, your muscles can get traction to eject it fairly easily. This isn't one of those pop goes the weasel toys that just eject at any second. It will stay nearly 100% of the time during passive sex, but when it comes to highly active intercourse you've got a 50/50 chance of it staying put. So this isn't a deal breaker, but I really like a plug that isn't going to budge.

This toy would be an excellent choice for ambitious beginners, or the intermediate crowd. The advanced crowd will find it lacking in girth. But even so I still enjoy it. It's not miniature by any means (Beginners take note). Just not a girth monster. Discreet maybe, depending on context. It could pass as a childs toy. My girlfriend likes it a lot, and has made it her primary. The balls do put some lightly comfortable pressure on the prostate but it isn't something to write home about. This toys strength is plunging in and out like beads, and when ready to move on, just popping it in like a plug rather than readying a new toy. As I said earlier I wish I found this toy long ago, its got a lot to offer in a little package. It is great for traveling, small and varied. Overall I give this toy 4 out of 5 stars, out of quality, aesthetics, and fun design. With only a slight holding issue during intercourse, it is a nearly perfect design. As they say; A Jack of all trades, master of none.

SILICONE: This toy is made from body safe silicone. Follow good silicone practices. Use only water based lube. Drop in boiling water for 5 minutes. Silicone collects dust, but so does my bookshelf.
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Sounds like this one might be worth looking into. Thanks for the review!
  • Liz2
    I so love this plug. I use it regularly for anal prep as it has an awesome feel when thrusting. My partner uses it this way as well and also during masturbation. During sex, it has let go but we just laughed!
    Great review! We also love their colors and their silicone texture.
  • Beck
    Thanks for the review. This one does sound like a winner. I am going to wish list it, and keep it in my thoughts.
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    great review
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