Crystal Anos - anal probe by Orion - review by LusciousLollypop

Crystal Anos

Probe by Orion

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Crystal Balls Really Do Get Bigger

The Crystal Anos is really my crystal ball of fortune when it comes to insanely pleasurable moments. This product is made of Acrylic and feels so smooth. The probe gradually gets bigger and has a perfect base. It may be a little bit long but it feels so nice when inserted anally or vaginally. The popping sound when you thrust in and out of whichever hole you decide is the sound of pure ecstasy. You will not regret getting this probe and I highly recommend this to ANYONE.
Acrylic, Beaded, Probe gradually gets bigger, Easy to clean, give pure pleasure anally or vaginally.
Might be a little bit too long for people but you don't need to use all of it to feel pleasure.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Crystal Anos is such an amazing masterpiece. I use this product regularly and I couldn't be happier. You can use this lovely long probe either anally or vaginally. It is made to be used anally.. but using it vaginally is just as satisfying. Even though this probe doesn't look like it has a good base, it really does. It is long, and the balls of the probe get bigger and bigger then have a smaller one near the bottom with a extra large one at the bottom that is flatter so it has a really good base and you won't lose this anally.

This long and sturdy probe is made by the Orion company. I am not too familiar with their company but they did a phenomenal job.

The probe is best suited for either females or males. The balls of the probe are extremely pleasurable and have a nice pop when you play with it anally or vaginally. You can use this solo, in the bedroom, in the shower, and with a partner.. really it is skies the limit on how you use this product.

The base is bigger then all the beautiful balls on this probe and there really isn't any way to lose this. Believe me, I tried. It is just so long and big that I couldn't lose it which is a really good thing. I guarantee that the base is safe and perfect.

The product is pretty long so I would be cautious on using it too far up your anal or vaginal area. It may cause bruising but you know your own body and you know if you are hurting yourself.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The material of this product is actually acrylic. It has a safety rating of 9 which is a really safe product. Acrylic is basically a glossy thermoplastic, either injection molded or cast. The synthetic polymer of methyl methacrylate and extremely hard and durable. It simulates glass in such an amazing way. Acrylic isn't porous at all and that makes me feel even more comfortable using this lovely product. I love the material of this product. It feels so sturdy, hard, and smooth to the touch. It doesn't have any smell, or taste. Yes, I taste my toys.

The material is actually Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Non-porous / Phthalates free.

When I first touched this beautiful probe it felt like glass to me but a little less heavy. The balls on the actual probe really have a nice and smooth feel. There is no imperfections in this product. It feels smooth everywhere which makes me feel better about the product.

The toy isn't very realistic. It is more futuristic in my opinion. I love the shape of it and how long it is.

The material of the product really makes me feel more comfortable since it is such a good type of material. The added texture of the balls increasingly getting bigger really feels so pleasurable. I love the feeling of this probe in my anal area and my vaginal area. It feels like it increasingly gets bigger which it does and has a beautiful popping sound when you thrust in and out of your anal or vaginal area. The material is extremely firm and has no give. It is extremely sturdy and some people may not like that. I prefer my toys to have some sturdiness to them.

I recommend this probe by the texture alone to beginners, moderate, or advanced users. If you are a beginner.. you will be experimenting with something totally new and you won't be disappointed. You may be a bit intimidated by the size, but I assure you that it is extremely pleasurable. For moderate and advanced users.. you will be in complete ecstasy and will want to use this every day and night. I know I use this probe basically every day and it gives me the most intense feelings.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

I LOVE the design of this probe. It is beautiful for one, and for two.. it just feels so damn amazing anally and vaginally. My opinion of the shape is that it is perfectly made. The balls gradually get bigger and that makes it all the more worth while. The base is super sturdy and I have no worries when I am using this product. It worked for me beautifully and just writing this makes me want to use it again. I consider myself a moderate to advanced anal lover so this probe is really good for my obsession of experimenting with my anal area. It creates so much pleasure.

The color is clear. The length is 10 1/4" which is pretty long. The insertable length is 6 1/4" which is debatable because it really depends on how much YOU can take. The circumference is 4". The diameter is 1 1/4" and the weight is 0.5 lb.

My opinion of the size is that it is pretty long. The actual size of the balls are perfect on how it gradually gets bigger. It is the perfect size in that aspect. It is just superrrrrr long and I can't even fit the entire product in my anal or vaginal area. I think that the length of the probe will intimidate beginners but you should totally try it out. I think that moderate and advanced users will love this product the most. As I said before, this probe is really a beautifully work of art.

This probe is unfortunately not travel friendly. People will know what it is and will ask questions. It is big and bulky and is hard to hide. I actually hide this in my toy box so no one will ever see it unless I use it with a partner.

    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic


The best thing about this beautiful probe is that the beads / balls of the product are perfectly gradual on how big they get. I love how I can insert this product easily and it gets gradually bigger and bigger. It feels so nice and I really can't tell you enough how amazing this product is. The only thing that I can comment on a negative level is that I can't take the entire probe anally or vaginally. Besides that.. there is nothing wrong with this probe. I love it completely.

It is not harness compatible and has no suction cup. That is perfectly fine because thrusting it yourself inside of your anal or vaginal area really is better because you know how much is too much for your own body. I know that I can get to the biggest bump of the beads / balls of the lovely probe and go a little bit further then that but not all the way down. It feels phenomenal being thrusted in and out and has the sexiest sound when being thrusted in and out.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Being the material type of acrylic it is extremely smooth and nonporous. It is easy to clean, with soap/water or sex toy cleaner. Can be cleaned with 10% bleach and water. The material is nearly indestructible, but can scratch but I haven't encountered this yet. I personally use an antibacterial spray and wipe it down after each use, before and after.

This magnificent probe is extremely easy to clean and rarely gets dirty anyways. It doesn't cling to lint or materials and is so insanely smooth.

I store this in my toy box because it is so bulky. I can't really hide it and I really don't want anyone to see that I have it.

The material of acrylic is compatible with water and silicone based lubes preferably. You probably could use any type of lube you want because the material of this probe is pretty versatile. I wouldn't worry if you used a different kind of lube. I personally use water based lube because it is just so slick and doesn't wear out easily. I love the slickness of water based lube.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging in my opinion is actually kind of tacky. You have a long shaped box with a naked girl on the front showing her ass in a thong. I don't really like boxes that have nudity on them because it just seems tacky to me. I personally discarded the box because I didn't like it at all.

The inside packaging is form fitting to the probe and actually is the best part of the packaging.

On the front of the box you see a naked girl with a thong looking back at the Crystal Anos which is right in front of her. On the back of the box it says it is "26,5 cm, 0 2-4 cm!" and has a picture of the probe again.

This probe didn't come with any instructions but it really doesn't need any. I think it is pretty self explanatory on how you really use this product so that is why I explained how to use it to you.

I wouldn't use this packaging as a gift or a storage box. I just really don't like the box and would rather keep it in my toy box for safe keeping.

    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

The only personal comments I have on this is that it is perfectly shaped and the beads / balls of the product really makes the product. I really love how safe this probe is since it has a safety rating of 9. I really like products that are super safe because I don't need to worry about anything while I am using it to pleasure myself.

This probe is a beautiful color of clear and is extremely see-through. I really actually like that because it just looks so stylish and enticing to the eye. I really enjoy this product and I cannot wait to use it again.. I think I will after I finish writing this review.


My experience with this beautiful anal and vaginal probe is SUCH a good experience.

When I used this probe anally the first time.. I gotta tell you, I was a bit intimidated by the length of this product. I lubed it up with my favorite water based lube and slowly inserted it anally. It felt SO nice with the first couple bumps / beads. I pushed a little further and it felt even better. I was in pure ecstasy of a pleasure moment and pushed even further. I found myself getting to the biggest bump of the product and I felt so full. I then thrusted the probe in and out of my anal area and I loved the sound of the beautiful popping and pleasure I was feeling. It felt SO nice. I was so happy with it that I started to rub my clitoris and got the job done while still thrusting the probe in and out of my anal area. It felt even better when the big moment came and I can't tell you how pleasurable it was.

Since I was so happy about using this product anally, I cleaned it off nicely with my antibacterial spray and made sure it was completely clean and put a drop of my water based lube on it and lubed it up since that is all the lube you need. I inserted it vaginally and I can't tell you how much the texture of the beads / balls of the product felt against my vaginal area. I thrusted in and out and I loved the sound of of it too. It felt SO pleasurable that I wanted more and more. I actually grabbed one of my favorite vibrating bullets and got the job done while thrusting in and out of my vaginal area and the texture felt SO nice when my vaginal area was contracting. I love this product. It is phenomenal.
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  • pestilence
    Thanks for the in-depth review and pictures!
  • teslajambox
    GREAT review, thanks for writing it!
  • Robert Paulson
    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Wow great pictures
  • Allison.Wilder
    Great review, pictures and video! Thanks for sharing!
  • PassionCpl
    Excellent review, thanks!
  • dancingduo
    great on wishlist...
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