Beyond 2000 pleaser - vibrating probe discontinued by Pipedream - review by David88

I'll start with a basic description of this toy. It's made out of plastic which is fairly easy to clean but is not sterilizable. This also means that it is very stiff and won't give at all which makes its fatal flaw mentioned below that much worse. The neck does bend somewhat but nowhere near as much as the Gerbil stimulator. It is longer than most toys I have at 10 inches and is fairly small in diameter at 1 1/8". Even though it is fairly long, a large part of it is the controller so it can't be inserted too deeply but far enough to reach the prostate or g-spot. It has three buttons on it to adjust the intensity and pattern of the toy. Even with its being a little bit more complex than the basic on/off type vibrator or dial based ones, it was still easy to figure out and experiment with the different settings.

I have had this two for over two years and in that time I've only used it four to five times. I really wanted to like this toy but it really would've only been an alright toy even without its fatal flaw. What flaw is this you ask? If you look at the bottom of the head right before the neck begins you'll see that it's not rounded at all. This does not feel good at all going in and especially coming out. I tried using this toy several times just to see if I would get used to this but I never did.

Now with the negative out of the way, I will say if you like a variety of options for vibration intensity and pattern you may like this toy. I don't have a clitoris and this may work for that but for anal play it's a no go. The vibrations are pretty decent it's not a Hitachi Magic Wand but definitely more than some toys I have.

I use most of my anal toys in the bath tub for ease of cleanup in case there is any mess. The hot water also helps to relax my muscles and makes insertion easier. This exposes another shortcoming of this toy and that is that it has slots on the side of the controller portion that make it in no way waterproof. Most toys while not waterproof at least seem semi ok to use in water.