Beyond 2000 pleaser by Pipedream - review by Brian

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Decent Vibrations But Fatal Flaw

Overall, I cannot give this toy a good ranking for the reasons mentioned above. If this toy was priced lower, then I could see it being pretty decent for clitoral stimulation or possibly even g-spot stimulation (if the sharp edge on the head doesn't bother you), but with the high price I would recommend looking at other toys here that cost less and are better built.
Number of choices for vibration intensity and pattern, decent vibration strength.
Connection between head and neck not smooth, not waterproof, high price for what you get.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I'll start with a basic description of this toy. It's made out of plastic which is fairly easy to clean but is not sterilizable. This also means that it is very stiff and won't give at all which makes its fatal flaw mentioned below that much worse. The neck does bend somewhat but nowhere near as much as the Gerbil stimulator. It is longer than most toys I have at 10 inches and is fairly small in diameter at 1 1/8". Even though it is fairly long, a large part of it is the controller so it can't be inserted too deeply but far enough to reach the prostate or g-spot. It has three buttons on it to adjust the intensity and pattern of the toy. Even with its being a little bit more complex than the basic on/off type vibrator or dial based ones, it was still easy to figure out and experiment with the different settings.

I have had this two for over two years and in that time I've only used it four to five times. I really wanted to like this toy but it really would've only been an alright toy even without its fatal flaw. What flaw is this you ask? If you look at the bottom of the head right before the neck begins you'll see that it's not rounded at all. This does not feel good at all going in and especially coming out. I tried using this toy several times just to see if I would get used to this but I never did.

Now with the negative out of the way, I will say if you like a variety of options for vibration intensity and pattern you may like this toy. I don't have a clitoris and this may work for that but for anal play it's a no go. The vibrations are pretty decent it's not a Hitachi Magic Wand but definitely more than some toys I have.
I use most of my anal toys in the bath tub for ease of cleanup in case there is any mess. The hot water also helps to relax my muscles and makes insertion easier. This exposes another shortcoming of this toy and that is that it has slots on the side of the controller portion that make it in no way waterproof. Most toys while not waterproof at least seem semi ok to use in water.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Beyond 2000 pleaser tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Foreplay
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Variety of vibration patterns and intensities
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • P-spot
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Wow--two years! It's good to have you back with us
  • ~LaUr3n~
    I agree!
  • Sammi
    Welcome back!
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