Probe discontinued
by Orion

dinky little probe

The Screwtime Probe is not a good toy. its an economy silicone toy with poor construction. a beginner MIGHT enjoy it.
nice design, excellent packaging.
breaks easily, small.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is best used anally, although a woman might find the spirals to be stimulating as well. This toy makes a pretty decent plug, unfortunately though it is a bit too long and pokes uncomfortably. This toy is made of silicone so clean up is a cinch. There is a smallish ring attached to the toy so anal play must be performed with care, although the toys sharpness is going to prevent insertion too far.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Ringed base for easy removal
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

As far as taste, the toy is made of silicone so little to no taste is apparent. The Silicone is weak and sadly broke within a few uses. i now have a screwtime probe with a nice slice in the side. this is what economy toys will get you though, you get what you pay for.

Design / Shape / Size

The Screwtime probe's design is what inspired me to try it, i have always enjoyed textures and a spiral was one of the few textures i have not yet tried. sadly though, the probe is not large enough for someone used to larger toys. The Screwtime Probe has a nice ring built into it made of silicone that is useful for removal and makes a damn fine flared base that keeps the toy inserted anally for as long as you can handle it.

I couldn't handle it for more than 10 minutes or so, the point of this toy is just too hard. the spirals were indeed a nice feeling, i only wish that the toy had more girth to it.


Screwtime Probe, or for my German readers "Der Analbohrer Screwtime" was a disappointment for me. as i have already stated, its just too small. I tried to get into it as a plug and found it to be too sharp/pointy. I tried it as a thrusting probe and was left unsatisfied with the length as well as the girth.

Screwtime probe is not going to be receiving a positive follow up review i think.

Care and Maintenance

being made of silicone, the clean up is a breeze. simply boil for three minutes or sanitize with bleach/toy cleaner/soap and rinse clean and allow to dry. You could even use the dishwasher but i cant bring myself to do that. can you?

my toy broke, i don't want a replacement but should yours stay together, storage would be as simple as a little baggy, i recommend a draw string pouch.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


the toy came in a fancy box with a lady bending over where the toy is placed. the toy itself was placed in a tamper proof plastic bag which adds to the overall quality of the product. The package has eight languages for the multilingual consumers.
Follow-up commentary
still broken, i still dont like it. i might try out the whipspider screw plug though, looks more like my cup of tea.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    too bad it didnt work out for you
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    Thank you for the review!
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    Nice review. Thanks
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    Good review!
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