Love Machine

These beads were a nice little hummer to add a bit extra to my solo session this morning. While they aren't overly large, the vibrations hit you in just the right spots when inserted anally. Some may get off more on sliding them in and out, but I found that just leaving them inside and humming was enough to do the trick.

The beads are made of silicone, and they don't have any texture on them. The smoothness makes them easy to slide in and out, with the bumps popping in once they start getting larger. I didn't notice any smell, in particular when I opened the package. Overall I found that the vibration offers the best stimulation with this toy.

The design is a little strange, at first glance. The small tip seems almost too fragile, and I thought at first I would have a little trouble getting it inside without a finger to start the tip in. With a minimal effort, though, you can hold the toy at the base and get it started.

I was a little miffed at the vibrating egg, due to where the push button is located. It is directly on the bottom, which means if you are sitting somewhere and this is buried all the way inside, you can accidentally push the button and turn it off. I think it would have been much better located on the side of the egg instead.

For those that like big things stuffed in them, you probably won't like this toy. The beads start very small and go up to an average thickness, but I felt that the tip could have been bigger. At least the size of a thumb.

A large number of vibrational patterns make this toy a winner. No matter who you are, there is sure to be a pattern that will make your toes curl. And overall I think this one should have a long battery life. I had mine slid inside for about twenty minutes, with no loss in power or intensity.

This is a silicone toy, so you most will be tempted to toss it into the boiling water. Just make sure you remove the egg first! If you need to be more discreet about how you clean your toys, I recommend using the bathroom sink with the hot water turned on full. It may not be as hot as boiling, but it will help. And then after you rinsing it, you can use some toy cleaner or mild soap to clean it further.

This one is small enough and is easy to store. Somewhere cool and dry is always best, I prefer to keep it beneath my bed in a box, but a closet or drawer would be adequate as well.

Overall, I had a decent experience with this toy. It took a moment or so to wiggle the tip and get it started inside me, but then it was easy to go inside the bottom.