I finally got the Falcon Ass Egg (starter size) in the mail and put it to work. To be honest, I was really intimidated when I ordered it because I am not advanced with anal play and it looked scary. Then it came in the mail. It is not scary at all, the starter size is much smaller than I thought it would be, even if it is a tiny bit thicker than I prefer. The Falcon Ass Egg is made of a smooth PVC, which is phthalate free. It's 3.5" tall and about 2 inches thick at the widest spot.

The Egg is solid and does not fold in with pressure. It was not textured in any way, just a smooth egg. It's very dense and looks like a miniature Nerf ball. The package it came in was a small cardboard box with a plastic display that took up half of the whole box itself. It's not too hard to open if you have fingernails. If you don't, get scissors. After opening, the box isn't ideal for storage because it would be a hassle taking it out all over again.

The design itself was pretty basic for an anal egg toy. If you're looking for something solid but don't want to use borosilicate glass for some reason, this might attract you. Although borosilicate glass would be a much better option because it is more body safe than PVC and it cleans easier.

Unfortunately the material attracts lint. It had lint on it before I opened the box. The material wasn't difficult to wash the lint off of unlike products made of jelly, which is a huge pain in the rear to keep clean. This can be washed in warm water and soap or a toy cleaner easily, but the real hassle would be keeping it lint free after washing. I would suggest drying it with a lint-free cloth and storing it in a plastic box. The good thing is it is compatible with oil, silicone, or water-based lubes.

The Falcon Ass Egg isn't what I would call a safe anal toy. The base, which is also a small suction cup, is too small to be safe. My rule of thumb is this: If the width of the anal toy is wider than the width of the base then it is not safe. This could easily become lodged into someone's rectum if not careful. The base should be much wider than it is. Luckily, you can purchase an attachment to make the base larger here on EdenFantasys if you wanted to, which I might do if I want to use it again. It was not a very exciting toy and the safety of it is pretty questionable so I might end up tossing it for something safer.

This toy is resting in a landfill somewhere. The material is just not body safe enough for me to consider keeping it. The base is not flared enough to be safe for anal insertion. While it was durable, solid, and had a nice shape to it, it was a constant worry on my mind whether or not I should keep it. If this were a safer material and had a nice flared base on it, I would recommend it.