Prock - prostate massager by Cal Exotics - review by LaLa

Slip n' Slide: Life Outside of A Water Park

It is truly a fun toy can be easily incorporated into couple interaction. It does not remain inside as easily as one would appreciate but there are ways that this can be achieved without much additional exertion. Not bad, not bad at all.
Price is great! Size is not at all aggressive or painful. The toy stays one temperature during use.
Runs down the street as the orgasm truck approaches the curb.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


In my attempts to insert the Prock into my anus aka love temple, I quickly noticed that it was much easier to insert while already vibrating. Inserting and then pressing the "ON" button was a bit anti-climactic and usually a bit boring. I also learned that inserting the vibrating toy while standing and then sitting—either on the side of your bed or in a chair— was a great way to ensure that the toy would not slip out. Without these two steps, the toy glides out pretty easily and usually right at the moment of climax. And that, well, can definitely make you mad!

I think anyone who wants an occasional low-level vibration should use this toy. It is a great sidekick for couples if "Freak B" will insert and ensure that the toy stays inside while "Freak A" tests his penis for its ability to withstand lubricated friction. It felt perfectly safe and is quite well-made if it were not for the fact that it slides out so easily.

Material / Texture

The toy retains no real smell. I used the toy with a condom because it dawned on me that Mr. Prock might cheat on me when I'm not around. So the only smell that I have discovered is that of the cheap condoms they give away at the club. It isn't cold. It isn't hot. It is room temperature and feels similar to a large smooth and frictionless finger being inserted into your love temple.

Design / Shape / Size

This toy could certainly fit in a carry-on bag rather discreetly. Even if it fell out of your bag, no one would really know what sort of thingamajig it was — besides you. It could be "a small weight for your wrist" that a physical therapist prescribed because you "damaged your wrist from tennis" or prescribed based on something else mundane and unexciting like fisting. I think its a great size for folks who might be new to anal play and/or not comfortable with their self-love temple.


The best thing about the Prock is its size and price. For what it costs, you truly cannot be mad at the performance. I have actually found that merely lying the toy around my penis in the shape of a horseshoe is actually quite stimulating when, ahem, I'm testing for friction. This is a great toy for mild stimulation of the prostate, however, the slip n' slide factor makes me think somebody overlooked the contractions that force the toy out when a guy is about to orgasm.

Care and Maintenance

I have expensive lube so there were no issues with compatibility. I do imagine, however, that the better the lube, the quicker the slide.

One of the cool features of the Prock is that it is waterproof. It definitely has seen the inside of my dishwasher a couple of times.


Package was pretty small. Instructions were adequate. Would love to see a Fleshlight-esque sequence of "instructional" clips on X-Tube. LOL!
Follow-up commentary
Perhaps the intended use is a bit weird but I do love finding other ways to use it. It's definitely a fun partner toy.
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  • Ciao.
    Looks like a pretty good ergonomic design, and a good price. Just thought I'd add that any silicone toy should never be used with silicone based lubricants, I'm sure you knew that, but wanted to make sure readers do as well...don't want any magically melting toys!
  • deceased
    Great, creative review. Really looks like fun!!!
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    You didn't mention the material type or texture in that section.
  • ......
    Thanks for the review.
  • Darklyvan
    Thanks for the review.
  • underHim
    Thanks for the review.
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