This was certainly a review that I was not entirely looking forward to writing, because it meant that I would actually have to use the toy in some way. This was not something I wanted to do once I opened the package.

The smell hit me like a ton of bricks. Harsh chemical smells that I can only describe as a mixture of burning hair and perfume from the dollar store overwhelmed me. I seriously had to consider whether or not I wanted this anywhere near me. I had to leave it in the other room just to get the odor to quit giving me a headache. But after leaving it on the kitchen counter for several hours, the smell did dissipate and it was more tolerable. My husband, who is no chicken, said that if I wouldn't take this smelly thing he would. Who can let twelve inches of delicious penetration go to waste?

After leaving it in our sex box with the other toys for about a week, my husband still hadn't tried it out. The reason was because he thought that the balls on the ends of the toy looked a little intimidating. He's a moderate when it comes to anal stuff, and though he has taken large toys in the past, looking at this made him cringe a little and shrug. "What's the point?"

In other words, this toy did not excite him enough to want to have sex with it.

Okay so it's not the most attractive toy out there, but it is striking in a way. I took matters into my own hands and brought this thing into the shower with me, figuring that what was left of the smell wouldn't really bother me in there. For the record the smell is actually almost gone and not bothersome at all. It did take a good washing, and several days of sitting out of its packaging to get that way.

All right, so now the moment of truth. I pressed my cheek up against the shower wall and let the Night Stix take me from behind. At first it was actually quite pleasing. The ball on the smooth end was very stimulating on my G-Spot, and the ribbed end gave me a nice no-slip handle. You could certainly insert it the other way, but the material of the ribbed end almost reminds me of a foam baseball bat. The blue ball is the part of the toy that smells badly of burning hair. I wouldn't put it in me but with a condom I'm sure someone else might.

Though I can normally get off from G-Spot stimulation fairly quickly, this time it just sort of fizzled off, and the toy was no longer doing anything for me from any angle I worked it from. Honestly I can think of 100 better toys to use, and design wise the toy is nice. Perhaps if it were made from a better, and less smelly, material than TPR Silicone I could give this toy a higher rating.

Here I was thinking I could use the Night Stix Slave in some kind of elaborate cop fantasy, and now I'm just thinking of adding it to the reject bag. Maybe it will come out to play some day.

The weird smell was hard to get past, and it really never appealed to me when it came to play time since I have so many other wonderful toys.