Colt stallion tail smooth - probe by Cal Exotics - review by Tidwtrguy

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This is NOT My Little Pony!

The Colt Stallion Tail smooth was more horse than this cowboy could handle. There may be some people out there who can handle this toy, but for my horse race, I never made it past the starting gate.
If they made it 2 inches shorter, I would have added two stars to my rating. Since it seems to be made well and may work for some, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and give it 2 stars.
You get more than you may expect
Not for beginners, may be too big to enjoy
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Whether you are into pony play or just want to try a different dildo with a little flair, be ready for the Kentucky Derby if you are going for the Colt Stallion Tail smooth. The Colt Stallion Tail is a full-size toy and much more than just a butt plug with a tail. I would not recommend it for beginners, and if you want to fully seat it in your back door, lots of lube and a gentle touch are a must.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

The Colt Stallion Tail's box says it is a Phthalate-fee PVC probe with a rubber whip. It didn't smell bad coming out of the box, but there was a mild PVC and rubber smell, and it was smooth to the touch overall. The top 2/3 of the toy is firm but not totally solid and the bottom 1/3, where the tail/whip attaches, is more pliable. The only edge or seam on the toy is at its base, where the tail attaches. Other than that, there were no rough or sharp edges that I was worried about.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is good but it is longer than I could handle. The probe (dildo, if you will) is 7 inches long and has three "segments." The top segment is 1-1/2 inches long and 5 inches in circumference. The main segment is about 4 inches long and 5-1/2 inches in circumference. The bottom segment is 1-1/2 inches long and 5 inches in circumference. With these dimensions, I consider this a full-size dildo for the back door. I've had partners who aren't that big (and I had more fun with them too).

The box said the tail was 11 inches long; however, the tail on mine measured a full 23 inches long! The tail didn't affect anything and I think the toy is better with a longer tail/whip. If it were only 11 inches, it would be a tail; at 23 inches, it can be a tail and a whip!
    • Partner play


While I had great hopes for this toy, my back door stable was not ready for the Colt Stallion Tail. When it comes to sex, I rarely bottom and this stallion did not fit in my barn. I was plenty relaxed and used more than enough lube so it wasn't a case of stage fright; this toy was just too big for me. Whether it is to look your best during pony play or just for some tough love taps from the 23-inch tail, if the toy doesn't fit, it is time to quit.

If it was 1 or 2 inches shorter, it would have been great. It wasn't going where I thought it was supposed to go, and I am not the type that forces things in back there.

Care and Maintenance

I used some anti-bacterial soap and this toy seemed to clean up very well. Once it is dry, it can be stored in its box, but there is no true storage that comes with it as delivered.
    • Easy to clean


The toy was packaged in a rectangular, thin cardboard box. Inside the box it was wrapped in a typical plastic bag.
    • Recyclable


With one goal of pony/horse play being the tail not falling out... this show judge can't give the Colt Stallion Tail great marks. The toy was well made and simple to use, but if it doesn't fit you can't have much fun with it. I admit I can't handle a big stallion in my back-door stable, so if they ever make a smaller version, I will give it a try.
Follow-up commentary
I gave it the college try for the initial evaluation but that was enough for me. I haven't played with this one again.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • ToyTimeTim
    Even if it did fit I am not sure how it would stay in. Sure if you stuff it in all the way to the tail section but then you have the problem with trying to clean in between all the rubber strings. Neat idea, bad design if you ask me.
    Wonderful review though, thanks for taking one for the team.
  • ShadowKitten
    jeez, 7" for an anal probe? thats a bit much even for thin toys (a la Booty Beads at) never mind a girthy dildo.... they have a ribbed version of this too which isn't as girthy but still 7 1/2" long which I agree, is too long for most...then again the Colt line has always kind of been made for 'butt-sluts', not the 'norm' thanks for the review, off my prospective wish list this thing goes.
  • unfulfilled
    Wow, that's huge definitly not something a beginner could handle. Thank you for the review!
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