Spectra gel beaded anal vibrator - vibrating probe by Doc Johnson - review by purplepandabear

You Want to Put That Where?!

My wife and I were completely unimpressed with the quality, materials, and functionality of the item. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone for anything.
It's Purple
Sticky Texture
Strong Smell
No Support = Floppy
Weak Vibration
Hard to Clean
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
"You want to put that where?!" That's what I was thinking when I pulled this toy out of my Christmas stocking this year and watched it wobble and wobble and wobble. I knew almost instantly it was not going where it was intended and not because I don't like anal toys. I love them normally, but as I investigated this particular toy, it quickly became apparent that it just wasn't made of strong enough stuff for me. It needs some sort of support structure all the way to the end to make it worthwhile. What is with the number of floppy anal toys on the market?

Aside from the firmness, the texture of this toy is also a problem. I would have to wholeheartedly agree with one of the other reviewers when they said "ewww." The surface is very sticky and gummy, which makes everything stick to it. It feels awful on the skin, and I'm not confident that it is actually clean even though I cleaned it thoroughly. I have really come to dislike toys that I can't either boil or run through the dishwasher. It's also one I have segregated from the rest of the toys in my toybox until I make sure the materials aren't going to react weirdly if they end up touching.

The smell. All I can say about the smell is that it reeks of cheap rubber in a very unpleasant way.

The vibration of the little toy inside is okay. Not great, but okay. I think it would be a much better toy as a simple bullet without all the sticky purple jelly.

We ended up trying the toy out vaginally once with little to no success. It just didn't do much of anything for us. It's not wide enough or firm enough for the bulbs to be really fun. The vibration isn't strong enough to make the toy acceptable as a vibrator alone. It was just kind of a fail all around.

My wife felt bad about it being one of the main gifts in my stocking this year because we were both so unimpressed with the quality, materials, and functionality of the item. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone for anything.
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  • Silverwinds
    It's made of jelly. Yuck! No wonder you didn't like it! Thanks for the the review!
  • Rossie
    Thank you for the honest review. Guess your wife will not be buying anymore Jelly toys from now on!
  • Rossie
    Oops, sorry for the typo, it should be "any more"!
  • ImaGodiva
    Maybe it could be a ray-gun prop in someone's indy sci-fi movie.
  • purplepandabear
    Not her best holiday purchase for sure. She did replace it with a very nice glass toy though.
  • Sweet-n-sensual
    Thanks for your review
  • treehugger
    Haven't heard much good about this. Thanks for the review!
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