This was my first nipple toy. I have always been curious about such products, but only recently started exploring what technology could do for my sex life.

When it came in the mail I was excited, bouncing up and down on the couch, clapping my hands like a schoolgirl on field trip day. This is not an unusual behavior when it comes to possible implements of sexual torture. The days followed with suggestive comment exchanges and gestures between my fiancé and I regarding our new toy. Then we finally had a chance to remember to go to a dollar store for cheap batteries. Cheap batteries (batteries that are not Energizer or Duracell) won’t blow the motor on these smaller products.

Later that night, after cleaning the factory off of the product, we hopped into bed.

Playing with the switches and listening to the motor, I was overjoyed at the sound of the highest setting. After adjusting the clamp to good comfortable pinch, I turned it on. At the lowest setting, nothing happened. My little happy balloon started to deflate as we pushed the setting to the max. Sounding like a Vespa, it stimulated me as much as sugar-free Jell-O. Just because it jiggles, doesn’t mean you’ll giggle.

Despite my sensitive nipples, I think my problem is that I have two young kids and I breastfed both of them. My nerves just aren’t as sensitive as some nipples can be. In spite of my misfortunes, I did reset my hopes and tried them on my fiancé. That lucky jerk was writhing. I felt like the kid who woke up late on pancake day, but I didn't let it deter me. With a new game plan, it was fun to use it as a foreplay item. I could tease him by switching the settings around, or twist the clamp for a bit more stimulation. I liked using it as base stimulation for hand jobs or oral. Men can have sensitive nipples too, so it was nice being able to focus on more areas of his body.

As for the product, I found that the design was awkward and illogical. The motors were too big and too light to be of any use. I could see how they could be weighted for a more interesting experience, but they weren’t so it wasn’t. The connection was loose on one of them, which was annoying to keep fiddling with, but the overall use of the product was simple and easy. I did later discover that the motor could be used as a bullet during foreplay, but I wouldn’t use it for masturbation because there are better products out there that pack more punch.

I gave the product three stars, for what it did for my partner. If you don’t have sensitive nipples, or you have had children in the past five years, don’t waste your money. Otherwise, it is a very decent product from what he says.

Oh my, dear divine entity of some nature and degree. This product finally started working for me. I discovered this when my partner really pinched and twisted hard on my nipples and it occurred to me that this could work with this product. It isn't the best for this sort of play, still I had to clamp it to the areola and not to the nipple as the directions suggest. It has to be twisted and pulled. I still wish the motors were heavier to make this easier.

I am still pleased to find that there is life after breast feeding.