Kiss My Ass!

Overall, I like the way that it looks. It is definately different than other paddles I have. If you like giving or receiving a red-ass this will definately do it.
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Pros
Cute, larger than the dimensions listed
Cons
Not the best quality
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The Smackers big kisser paddle by California Exotics at first site is a little corny looking, but it packs quite a wallop. It is pretty different from the picture and the description that is posted with it.

In the picture it looks like it has a shiny vinyl coat and the dimensions are all wrong. It is made of plastic that has a soft, velvety PU coating. It is 7" from the top of the lips to the bottom of the lips and 5 1/2" across. The handle is 5" long and the coating helps to prevent it from slipping out of your hand when you are using it. It reminds me of The Rolling Stones mouth from their logo, which I like. I hang mine above the stereo in my room for that reason.

It is a little sturdier than what it looks in the picture and packs quite the punch. The first time he smacked my ass with it, I let out a pretty loud yelp. After 3 or 4 smacks my ass was so red I could have led Santa's sleigh around on Christmas Eve. Since the red is the main reason that my husband likes spanking so much, he loved this paddle. I have a feeling that he will choose this one to use for a while.

Because you can completely control the amount of force that is put into the swing, I believe that this would be great for beginners as well as more advanced users. We have used it twice and it is beginning to get a crease where the handle meets the paddle so I am not sure how much vigorous use that it will handle before it gives out. Until that happens though, I think that we will give it a run for its' money.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
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    Great review!
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    Great review!
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    Thanks
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    love the title lol!
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