Spandex 3-Hole Hood by Pipedream - review by Gary

Fetish Fantasy Series: Spandex 3-Hole Hood by Pipedream Products Inc

Packaging: The mask came in small glossy box that had a large picture of a ‘hot chick’ wearing the Spandex 3-Hole Hood (which will be referred to as the Robber Mask or RM, for the rest of my review) on the front. This ‘hot chick’ is really trying to appear sexy with her mouth hanging open and her finger touching her lip. Trust me, she is sizzlin! No sane person would disagree! On the back there is another large full length picture of the same woman, and a smaller picture of a man wearing the Robber Mask. Inside the box was a plastic self sealing bag containing the neatly folded Robber Mask. Also, according to the box, this Robber Mask is “perfect for first-timers!”

Construction: The Robber Mask seems to be made out of a very light and stretchy spandex material. It did not rip or fray when being extremely overstretched, so I would say that it is very sturdy. It has a seam that runs from the bottom of the back, to the bottom of the front. The RM is basically two identical halves sown together. There is also stitching around the throat / collar / neck area, around the eyes, and around the mouth. That’s about it. This RM is very simple and basic (which added to its appeal for me).

Fit: This Robber Mask does not even come close to fitting me correctly. The box says “one size fits most”. So if it does not fit, you have been warned. If I had to guess I would size this RM as a size medium, where as I would probably need an XL to comfortably wear this RM for more than a few painful, breathing-restricted minutes. I would say that this RM should most likely fit average size women and small men pretty well.

Look: Visually, this RM looks pretty damn cool! It looks like a really good black ski-mask. I wish that it did fit me better, that way I could wear it all day long every day! Since it has an open mouth you could do everything you needed to do in it, from performing oral sex to eating Lucky Charms.

Review Time: After opening the package and taking a few pictures, I took the RM into the bathroom and began to put it on in front of the mirror. The collar / neck part of the RM didn’t fit over my head, but since it was stretchy I figured that I would stretch it until it either fit or ripped. This worked. I did eventually get the RM on, but I did have to really work for it.

Once on the RM was on, it was partially choking me and compressing my head. It was extremely uncomfortable. On the box it says “one size fits most” and there is a picture of a girl and a guy wearing it. I am most likely a lot bigger than both of these people, and I am sure that my hair and beard only helped in adding to the discomfort.

I looked pretty ridiculous in the RM once I got it on. First of all this RM was on tighter than my skin. My hair was pinched out the back, my beard was pinched out the front, my mustache was shooting out of the mouth hole, and the RM was pushing my eyes closed.

I was a good sport about it though; I kept it on for a few pictures. The RM made me look like an old school cartoon wrestler, which was pretty funny. After my wife was done taking pictures, including a shot or two with my cowboy hat on, I had to get this RM off!

It was not as difficult to remove as it was to get on, but it was difficult. Once I got it off my wife said that I had bright red lines on my face from every where the RM had seams. Also after taking this RM off, I experienced an enormous head rush. The kind where you get really dizzy and things start to go black, but it passed pretty quick. The bottom line is just that this RM was way too small for me!

I didn’t really have much of an experience with this RM since it did not fit me. There was absolutely no ‘gettin down’ that occurred involving this Robber Mask in anyway (which was a huge let down!). I did however, after I got the RM off, convince my little wifey to put it on. She looked so unbelievably cute in wearing it!!! It was a little bit too small for her, but she is 6 foot tall, so that doesn’t really surprise me.

Click on over to my blog to see the many pics of me and the wifey (Victoria, aka In the Pink) getting’ stoopid in the Robber Mask!

Since this mask is too small to wear for more than a minute or two, there will not be any need for a follow-up, as this mask is never going to really get used. I would definitely buy this mask in a larger size if that were ever an option. If fact, I think that I would buy two! ;)

When my wife took pictures of me on the first night, this mask was ridiculously tight. On the second night when the pictures of my wife were taken, I tried the mask on again and a few more pictures were taken. One thing that I noticed on the second night that I briefly wore the mask was, that even though it was still way too tight, it was now a bit more stretched out and noticeably less tight.

So if you were to buy this mask, it will most likely stretch out a little bit from when you first try it on. Even though there were no washing instructions included, I would definitely recommend washing and drying this mask however you would anything that is delicate.