Sling Me Up, Baby!

The best use for this product? To get those legs in the air! I'm sure someone could get creative with this strap and use it as a way of binding someone's arms down to something too so don't feel limited.

This product could work for almost anyone in my opinion. I'm a full-figure woman and this strap honestly was super comfortable from beginning to end and held strong with the simple Velcro binding around the ankles. So if you're concerned about being a little curvy or having a few extra pounds, fear not! It held up fine for me so I give my big-girl stamp of approval!

Also I don't think anyone should think this is limited to females only. If you want to show your man, boi, or butch that you can be dominant too, use it! (Maybe even with some wrist cuffs for extra fun!) It will provide great access to the genital area no matter what the equipment.

I even tried this sling for solo play and was not disappointed at all. It made masturbation kinkier with my legs in the air. And my arms were not at all restricted from movement by the straps so I could stimulate myself as normal.

And since part of the strap is neoprene for added comfort, it's semi-water proof. But be warned that the rest of the strap isn't so it will take a while for it to completely dry after getting wet. And make sure it does dry to prevent molding. And since there is no metal rings in the strap, you can put it in a suitcase and not have it set off the metal detector! And it just being a strap, it's less embarrassing if pulled out and inspected.

The overall design is very simple. It's one long strap with a neoprene-enforced 10.5-inch piece in the middle for comfort around the neck. Around the neck piece is where the plastic buckle tighteners are located. They can be tightened by the wearer or a partner with ease. Yes, even solo it was super easy! The whole strap, when fully extended, is 107-inches (or just under 9 feet).

The ankle strap is also neoprene-enforced for comfort and the closure is Velcro. Though the size range possibilities for this strap are pretty wide, I've measured that in order to keep the maximum possible hold to the Velcro that it's best used when the ankle is 7-12inches in circumference. (Though I think it could be work from 6 to 13-inches too, just with less strength.)

I have to admit that there is a very, very slight smell to the material but nothing compared to rubber or jelly toys. Not even close. If you give it a light spritz with fabric refresher and let it dry, it should take care of the smell.

And even though this is a very basic, simple strap, it's really sturdy. My ankles have not once popped out of the Velcro and the tightening straps near the head part have not slid at all.

Did this product perform? OH YES! I just can't say enough how sexy and thrilling it was to have my legs high in the air with no way for me to close them during play. It required almost no energy at all to keep them up there for extended periods of time too.

This could just be to help the "bottom" partner conserve energy and concentrate on the stimulation. But it could also be used in a BDSM scenario since there's no way for the wearer to close or lower their legs when strapped in (though it's easy for them to get out of in case of emergency).

The packaging is very minimal for the sling but it wasn't disappointing. There wasn't much information but I figure it doesn't require much either. It's not discreet packaging as you can see from the picture of the hetero-couple having sex on the front. And it isn't particularly impressive for gifting either. I definitely would wrap it in pretty paper if you're considering giving this item as a present.

But for traveling or storing purposes, you don't even need the box because it's just a strange-looking strap to someone unfamiliar with slings or bondage straps. Just fold it up and toss it in a drawer or toy box.

Cleaning? Basic. Just wipe it down with a wet clothe and let it dry completely before storing. And since it's just a strap with no fragile or sexually obvious parts, you can store it wherever you're comfortable. Right now mine is under my nightstand because it's my newest favorite accessory. But it can handle being in a bag, box, drawer, under the mattress, anywhere!

One suggestion I recommend for people to try is putting a pillow between their head and the strap. Since the strap is very long, it doesn't take up much of the length to do and it ensures that your head is super comfortable during play. This means you won't be distracted by the strap around your neck when receiving pleasure.