I was shopping for a fun new toy and I came across the “Ballistix plug it” butt plug. I have to admit the design looked enticing. The ball looked like it would be nice to get things going and positioned in such a way that it would land on the prostate, a graduated shaft to gently open you up and then a flange at the bottom to hold it in place… and the price seemed pretty reasonable too. It looked like something fun and a little different. I decided to throw caution to the wind and give it a go.

The first thing I noticed when I opened the container was the smell, you know that cheap plastic smell with some other deodorizer, anyway I figured since it’s going south any who really cares. I also noticed that it was not very flexible. It felt like hard rubber. Almost like if you bent it too much it would snap like a piece of celery… I started to get the feeling that this was not going to be the fun and exciting experience I was hoping for.

After a thorough cleaning I started in. As the ball passed through the feeling was quite nice. At first it was a little tight but when it popped in it really felt good. I eased the shaft in and it started to feel even better. I took it pretty slow and worked it around a bit and the sensation was nice for awhile. After a bit I decided it was time to go for the whole thing and with a little work I got it all in (base not included). Could I be wrong? Could this actually be a good toy?

Sorry to disappoint but even though it felt nice initially it fell short really fast. First off after the initial entry the ball wasn't doing anything at all. The shaft felt good going in and being manipulated but after a couple minutes you get used to it and the sensation fades quickly. As for the stretch at the bottom, while it did stretch a bit and felt good there was no way to keep it in with out sitting on it or holding it in place. And that even became uncomfortable. The gap at the bottom of the flange in not large or long enough for your rear end to grab on to it. It became too much effort and to be honest it barely gave me any feeling of fullness.

Even though there were glimpses of hope, I found the “Ballistix plug it” to be a very frustrating toy to use. The designer obviously knows little about anatomy because even though it looks fun the design is almost completely ineffective and boring. It is poorly designed and cheap. I’ve bought several toys over the years and this is one of the very few toys I actually threw away.