So when I started shopping for Mitch, I had two things in mind - I wanted a suction cup dildo and I wanted it to be on the bigger side. The largest toy I already owned was not satisfying me, so I started shopping around. I really should have taken the measurements of what I owned and only bought something a baby step bigger. Oh well, live and learn!

This bad boy is just a little bit bigger than what I would want to use on a regular basis. Mitch is not too big too use, but I do take a fair amount of warming up before I'm ready for him and I certainly don't go solo with him a few hours before I'm going to see my partner!! While Mitch's girth is a bit overwhelming for me, the length is just about perfect - when I stuck him to the floor and gave him a ride, I was bottoming out just before I hit the balls. The suction cup is pretty reliable, both on the floor or on the wall of the shower it stayed put for the most part. And when it fell off the shower wall and bounced around the tub, I had a good laugh. The product description touts Mitch's "realistic look and feel" and I can vouch for that. Mitch has some nice veins that aren't overly done, the ridge at the head seems natural, and the balls are wrinkly and definitely realistic. Mitch's weight is also very real, and feeling him in me is just downright good - not too hard and not too soft!

Made of PVC, this dildo is easy to keep clean, doesn't smell offensively funky (unless you really take a good sniff up close) and doesn't feel particularly sticky or tacky. I make it a habit to give him a good wash with hot water and mild soap before and after I play with him, and I keep him wrapped in a towel in my play bag. I did make the mistake of setting him in my bag of toys without wrapping him in a towel first and he picked up a little bit of dark color from the cloth of the bag. Oops! Not the first time I've done that with a toy, though.

I do have to mention the packaging... it is pretty close to being what you would see for a gag gift! The design is channeling some serious Ed Hardy and the text is laughable - but mostly true. "If you need to ride longer, thicker and harder, hop on a Hung Rider. This dildo is sculpted in all its girthy glory for the most intense experience of your life. Mitch has 8 thick inches for you to master." I sure can't argue with any of that.