Fifty Shades of Grey Drive me crazy - sex toy by Fifty Shades Of Grey - review by Adriana Ravenlust

This glass dildo has a slight G-spot curve, some serious texture and uses 50 Shades of Grey branding. Even if you're not a fan of the branding, the monochromatic color scheme used for the box is rather attractive.





Inside the cardboard box is a thicker box in black matte. "Fifty Shades of Grey" is written on it in silver text, so it's not as discreet as you might like.




When you open up this box, you see the dildo sitting on a plastic tray. Underneath this tray is a black satin bag for storage and a little pamphlet with information about the "massage wand." The bag is much wider and longer than the toy itself, so you could potentially use it for something like a rabbit vibrator. As you can guess, "Fifty Shades of Grey" is also written up it. If you simply decide to use the storage pouch, which cinches at the top, you can recycle the rest of the packaging.



The manufacturer has continued the branding by printing the brand on the end of the dildo that has the two bulges. You can feel the text with your finger but not while inserted. I could not scratch the text with my fingernail, but it would be nice if there was a coating over it so that it was more resilient and didn't change the texture.





Aside from this text, the dildo isn't revolutionary. In fact, it's pretty much a carbon copy of the Deep Water G but in clear glass. There's a slight curve throughout the shaft, and a single line of bumps runs along the inside of this curve. At one end, there's a contoured head. The other features two bulges. One's almost perfectly spherical, while the other is a bit shorter. The outside of the curve is perfectly smooth. Aside from a few tiny bubbles, the glass is flawless. There were no chips.

While the end with two bulges is heavier, it also provides a good grip for thrusting the contoured head. This is heftier than, say, plastic, because of the material. The entire dildo measures 7.25 inches long, and you can use both ends. You likely won't insert the entire thing, though, if you want something to hold onto.

This dildo isn't all that large, but the shape means it doesn't have a consistent diameter. The base of the shaft, minus the bumps, is just over 1" wide. The shaft stays the same size throughout except for the heads. The width with the bumps is 1.25 inches, give or take. The widest part of the single-head end of 1.5 inches, which is more than is listed on the product page. However, it still places this dildo on the smaller end. Both the rounded bulges on the other end have the same width.

Because it's glass, this dildo will insert fairly easily with a little lube. The rigidity also lends itself to intense G-spot stimulation from either the heads of ridges, despite the fact that this isn't super curved. When you're done playing, you can easily wash with soap and water, then store in the included pouch. You could also pop it in the dishwasher or wipe with a 10% bleach solution, but I'm not sure how well the printed text would stay against either of those cleaning methods.

I'm not the biggest fan of nubs. I usually prefer ridges or, perhaps, a dildo that offers both. The difference between the two heads isn't really noticeable or exciting for me; although, I like the double-head side for holding onto this dildo.

I do wish that the bag was a little smaller. I like storage to be snug. In this photo, the bottom half of the bag is cut off, so that gives you a pretty good idea of how unnecessarily large it is. It measures roughly 14.5" by 5.5".