A Bit Rowdy

This toy works well if you know you are capable of taking the thickness. So, if you want to experience a pleasantly deep penetration, then this one is perfect for you. It's also not that intimidating to look at since it isn't very thick. Beginners should research carefully to make sure they can handle it, while advanced anal enthusiasts should get one immediately.
*Nice length and design
*A bit too flexible in the middle, a stiffer spine would help some.
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Personally, I found this toy great for having amazing sexual experiences. Once you get it buried in your backdoor, it can really stimulate you. Enough to push some to orgasm, I have no doubt. Others might still need to masturbate while doing it, but that's not a total loss. I found this a great dildo for a male who likes anal, and think that ladies who enjoy anal are going to get just as much enjoyment out of it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

It's a veiny cock, which might offer more stimulation to a vagina. But using it for anal stimulation still gets you a lot of pleasure. It isn't so thick as to be painful, but it is big enough to really fill you up. It is a flexible toy, which affects how you use it. But it's not really that squishy of an item.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible

Design / Shape / Size

Overall I found the design to be easy to work with. Its shape is realistic enough to make you think you are holding a real penis. This is emphasized further by the coloration and design, which some toys greatly lack. It's definitely not something you want to carry on a plane since anyone searching your luggage would immediately find it out.
    • Realistic


The flexible part is a bit of a buzz kill if you don't use it right. For my part, I found it much better to take one of the butt plugs I have reviewed in the past, lube this up good, and insert it. After a few minutes of vibrating, and lubing my insides I can insert the Hoodlum up in my anus with no trouble. Don't make the mistake of lubing the toy itself. The dildo is flexible as it is, so if you are tight, you will need to grasp the toy about midway down the shaft to help get it up inside you. So a dry toy is better; if only to keep your hands from getting covered in lube.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This is a PVC toy. You need to clean it with an antibacterial soap and warm water or with a toy cleaner. Feel free to use either silicone or water-based lubricants. But if you are going the route I suggested earlier, make sure, whatever lube you are using is compatible with any other toys that might be getting inserted into you. For storage, I prefer using the plastic case it came in, since it has a prefab slot to fit the toy into. You can trim the plastic sides down somewhat though, if this is too bulky.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


My experience with this was pleasant. After loosening my butt up with a butt plug, and lubing it at the same time, I had a little trouble getting the toy in. But once inside, I was able to shift to my hands and knees, so I could reach back beneath myself and pummel it in and out. It hit all the right spots, and I nearly thought I would orgasm just from the toy pumping so deep inside me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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