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It's a well-shaped toy with a good implementation of a somewhat questionable material. If you want a double penetration toy that's on the larger size, don't mind a porous material and don't want to spend a bunch of money on it then this toy is a recommend.
Great size, good look and feels great in the holes.
Less body safe material, can get slippery with lube and might be too big for some.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is a fairly substantial double ended dong. Its highest use would be double penetration of a single individual. It's too firm to unfold fully for sharing, but a thin and creative couple might be able to figure it out if pressed. That said it's clearly designed with one end for the front door, one for the back.
hand for scale
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

It's made of PVC (Phthalate free). It has only the faintest bit of that new car smell and doesn't make your toy drawer (or bag or box or even closet [you know I'm talking to you Darla!]) smell like a chemical factory. That said, it's a little plastic smelling and definitely tastes like rubber. I'd keep it out of my mouth for that reason. It's realistically textured and colored (for a Caucasian who doesn't suntan nude), and while the surface feels a bit tacky when dry, it takes lube well and feels great sliding in.
    • Bumpy
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The design is nice, but not perfect. Both ends are on the large size and taken together the entire toy has that "You're going to put WHAT inside me?" kind of feeling while overall actually being very manageable. Great for a BDSM session involving the threat of overfilling and the satisfaction of taking it all anyway. Assuming my penis is exactly average (and who doesn't?) the anal side is a bit smaller than the average penis, and the vaginal side is a good bit larger. Both have tips that are slightly larger than the shafts, and the anal shaft gets slowly larger towards the base.
slightly larger tips
The connecting area is a bit smoother than I'd like for good control while lubed up, but if you keep it dry, it's very maneuverable. The slight surface softness of the toy adds to the insertabilty quite a bit
    • Partner play
    • Realistic
    • Stuffing


It's something of a visual show, especially for partner play. The size is great for the experienced, and the whole thing feels really good inserted. It doesn't smell great, is porous (and thus should be covered with a condom for sharing) and feels a little tacky before lubrication (Don't even try inserting this thing without lube, it's super grabby on the surface). It's your basic large DP tool. Great value for the money if you don't insist on medical grade silicone in all your toys.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

PVC should be compatible with water and silicone based lubes and other sources recommend against oil based lubes with PVC. I've used a water/silicone hybrid and had good results. Clean thoroughly with soap and water after each use and don't cross the streams (front and back shall not mix!) It's porous toy so bacteria can remain even after washing and sharing isn't recommended. Other than that, it can be thrown in the drawer and forgotten about.
    • Hard to clean
    • Porous


The packaging is your basic plastic clamshell with a red insert printed in black. No hiding what it is, no luxury trimmings, just a cheap and easy way to get the toy to you. Dispose after opening.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

It's easy to manipulate, cheap, impressive looking and simple. The larger side is about the same size as my largest insertables (No serious size queens here), and the smaller size is on the smaller side of my collection. It takes up a bunch of space but has the chance to be quite satisfying for the one application it's good for. Looks delicious during a bondage session and can definitely intimidate.
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