Vibrating emperor - realistic vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Anally Fixated

A Toy That's Not for the Faint of Heart(or those who are anally inexperienced)

Overall, I would recommend this product ONLY to people who have been using anal toys for a while. The girth of this dildo is way too large for beginners. The vibration capabilities of the toy are not very strong, but at least it's pretty quiet. The suction cup adds a nice touch for folks who like to take a more hands-off approach.
Good suction cup; feels very real; variable vibration speeds.
Relatively weak vibration; not easy to keep clean(must use condoms); cheap vibration controller.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Because I'm a guy and I don't have a vagina, I only used this toy for anal experiences. The variable vibration speeds are perfect for anal play because it relaxes the sphincter very effectively, thus reducing potential pain upon insertion. The vibrations stimulate the prostate really nicely as well. I do not recommend this toy for anal beginners because it's very large. If a beginner were to attempt to insert this into their anus, it would be a terrible starting experience and it would probably scare them away from ever sticking something up their butts again. As I describe later in my review, I made that same mistake. Luckily, it didn't scare me off completely because, believe me, when you finally do get the Emperor inside of you, it's like Pleasure Central. This toy is good pretty much for any kind of experience, whether it be alone or in a group or even with your spouse. It's not a discreet toy at all so I don't recommend using it unless you are in the privacy of your own home. The sound of the vibration is rather low so that's a positive; however, the intensity of the vibrations are proportionally as low. I typically enjoy higher powered vibrations, but for some reason, with this toy, the limited vibration intensity fit well.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Variable vibration speeds
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

This dildo is composed of a rubber material. Because of that, it does have the typical pungent odor associated with it. The plus side of this material is that it does feel very real. Only admire its real feel when it's outside of your body. You MUST use a condom with this toy because the rubber is extremely porous and allows any fluid to seep through it. Additionally, the feel of the veined structures and the realistic head make it that much more appealing, not to mention the great feel of the balls when you've inserted it all the way in. Even the balanced rigidity feels like the real thing. It's not too rigid and not too flimsy either. It's just right. This allows the dildo to be inserted without having to hold it while guiding it in. You can simply push right up against and slowly take it in.
    • Porous
    • Strong odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

Everything about this toy is big. The girth, the length, the head, the balls, and yes, even the suction cup are all large. That's exactly why I like this toy. It fills up your anal cavity and gives you such bliss from the feeling. The whole shape and design of the dildo are all very realistic. You would almost think it was an actual cock in your ass during playtime. I must admit, it is rather difficult to get in, but once you overcome that, it's perfect. The suction cup design is flawless and will stay in place no matter how hard you're fucking this toy. Advanced users will absolutely LOVE this toy. Because of its size and obvious purpose, I would not recommend putting this in your carry-on at the airport or in your purse(for ladies) when you're going to work. This toy belongs only in your own home or the home of a playpal ;-)
    • Advanced users
    • Large
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy only has one control associated with it. The vibration controller attaches via a wire, which is kind of unfortunate because, if you have it hanging on a wall during play, the controller dangles around like crazy. The controller itself is very cheap and not well designed. The controller was not made out of quality materials by any stretch of the imagination. The battery compartment easily comes off after a few battery replacements so you may have to use some tape for that. The dial for the vibrations is equally as flimsy, but in my experience, that part somehow stay together. I've used this toy numerous times and luckily the vibrating bullet still works to this day, so that is certainly a plus. The toy is about as quiet as a vibrating cell phone, so it's pretty discreet in that sense. Lastly, though, DO NOT use this in the shower or the bathtub. Not only will the water damage the controller, but it will also damage the dildo because the material is so porous. Only use this toy in a dry environment with a condom.
    • Discreet sound
    • Variable vibration speeds

Care and Maintenance

Being the Vibrating Emperor is a rubber toy, taking good care of it is rather difficult. The rubber material is very porous, so it allows any kind of liquid to seep into the dildo. This includes your bodily fluids, which are NOT sterile. The porous nature of the rubber makes cleaning of this toy very difficult as well. I HIGHLY recommend using a condom with this toy every time you use it for this very reason; otherwise, you run the risk of inserting a bacteria-ridden toy into yourself. I store this toy right in my bedroom closet. In other words, make sure it is in a cool, dark, and relatively dry place. You can use either silicone-based or water-based lubes with this toy. I tend to prefer water-based lubes, but that's entirely up to you.
    • Hard to clean


The packaging of this toy is not discreet at all, so make sure you don't leave it lying around where anyone can see it. I do, however, use the packaging for storage purposes, as it opens and closes easily. I recommend you let it dry before you put it back for storage simply because the plastic packaging keeps all the moisture in which can cause mold and bacteria to form on the toy.
    • Good for storage


This was the first toy I had ever purchased for when I was ready to start my adventures into anal exploration. That was a terrible decision. This toy is not meant for anal beginners, whatsoever. It's simply way too big. The 1 3/4" diameter combined with the 6" of insertable length will only cause beginners grief and pain when trying to work this into their rectums. I tried to fit this thing into my rear for over an hour when I first received it. Eventually, I gave up and bought some smaller plugs and dildos so that I could work my way up to the Emperor. After several sessions of loosening my self up, I finally tried it again. It was still hard to insert even though I had used the other toys several times, but I did get it in. That was a huge accomplishment(pun intended). This toy will fill you up and combined with the vibrations, it feels so good especially when you use the suction cup to hold it in place while you fuck it. This is now one of most favorite toys.
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  • crzfool
    Excellent review...very thorough...very honest a beginner so i definitely won't get this toy as my first lol
  • TheSexista
    This seems like it would be great for the girl who likes em big too.
  • SexyySarah
    Great review!
  • Anally Fixated
    @ TheSexista: I'm sure anybody regardless of gender would enjoy this toy!

    @ SexyySarah: Thanks, I appreciate it!!
  • Alicia
    Thanks for the review!
  • P'Gell
    Excellent review! We hope to see you on the forums. Welcome to Edens.
  • Maiden
    Kudos to you! I wouldn't want this thing anywhere near my ass! Great review! Welcome to EF!
  • Heartthrob
    Sounds like a winner. Too bad it's not waterproof. Great review.
  • Anally Fixated
    Thanks, everybody!! Look for more reviews to come shortly!!
  • PassionQT
    Very good review!
  • Kindred
    Great review, thanks.
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  • B8trDude
    Great review!
  • Anally Fixated
    Thanks, guys!!
  • ToyingCouple
    Good review, nice to hear you finally conquered this!
  • Sammi
    Great review!
  • Red Riding Hood
    Wonderful review! This thing looks so big in person! I'm glad it worked out for you! Too bad about the vibrator part, though.
  • thebest
    Great review, thanks!
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  • Blooddragon
    Thank you!
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