Vibrating emperor - realistic vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by ACT2008

The Emperor and the Newbie !!

The fabulous thing about this realistic dildo is that it is realistic and hits the right places. I think the vibe could be stronger and the smell is not terrible but smells somewhat like medicine. All in all I would buy it again for the price but I wouldn't spend it if I couldn't afford this dildo.
Good length and hits the right spots
The smell and also the vibrations could be better.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Wow. Okay, I will say it again, Wow. Basically, the Emperor is a great sex toy for anyone, even for first time users such as myself and if you are either a first time user or an experienced toy user I think you will be pleasantly surprised by this realistic dildo|Vibrating emperor - Realistic vibrator.

My husband purchased the realistic brown 8 inch cock as a present. I wanted a toy, not to take his place, but to gratify myself when he wasn’t there, such as those “poker nights” with the guys. Now, when I received it, in a very plain brown box, I was surprised to see a very sleek, shiny and realistic dildo inside. I opened the plastic packaging it had and albeit the plastic smell wasn't pleasant it wasn't unbearable either. Note: The plastic smell gradually fades after use and regular washing of the toy. But as I have heard from others the plastic or “chemical” smell is usually common among rubber toys|Latex Versus Silicone Sex Toys. After I received it I wrapped it in a sheet and stored it away in a drawer so the smell would not permeate the air too much or when opening the drawer it would not saturate the air.

I giggled to myself when I saw the balls and I quirked a brow when I saw how big it was. To my understanding this dildo has 7” of insertable length, a 6” circumference and 1 7/8” diameter. The Emperor is also equipped with a suction cup for hands free play, which is quite fun and also the vibrations it good as well.

Now, there is one thing I will tell you and that is the 8 inch cock is not for every person, especially if you won't use lube. I highly recommend using lubrication with this product, especially if you are going to purchase it.

Also, if you want to prolong the life of this dildo use it with condoms and also according to "Eden Fantasys Guide to Materials" at GUIDE TO MATERIALS - RUBBER since it is Rubber based it does not clean well since it is porous Personally I use it without a condom since the realistic veins give an added benefit to the stimulation.

Okay, it held up good for alone time. Finger clitoral stimulation, the quiet vibrations from the toy (which could honestly be stronger in my opinion) and a great lube brought the big “O MY” in no time, even without a favorite porn video or partner.

All in all I give this product a 3, I would have given a 3 ½ but there are no halves so I would rather give a 3 since the vibrations could be better and the smell (which wasn’t terrible) was kind of off putting when you pull it out of its storing place, although you cannot smell it when your too busy enjoying the ride.
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  • ToyingCouple
    Have you tried it in the shower? With the suction cup feature it should stick nicely to tiles!
  • ACT2008
    Oh yes. I tried it in the shower, bent over and it sucked onto the tiles with strength. But I love to relax on the bed and use this product with a good lube like KY and watching the mirror for added stimulation.
  • Jimbo Jones
    So the battery pack is completely waterproof making it good for shower play, or is it removable, or how did you handle that? This looks like a pretty fun toy. Thanks for the review.
  • Well, I really don't know the specifics of if it is waterproof or not. But it has a long cord that's about 8-10 inches and I just kept the battery pack away from the water "Just in case lol"
    But it is a great toy.
  • Program Manager
    Thanks for pointing out the rubber info. It's especially of concern when sharing toys (between people or orifices), but if you aren't doing that, it's relatively safe to use bare.
  • Nashville
    How do you keep the battery toy from getting exposed to the water in the shower?
  • Well, I am not exactly in the water but near it. Also, the battery pack is very long so I place it on one of the hooks on the tile wall and it's out of the way.
    Hope that helps
  • thebest
    Thank you for reviewing! I am considering this toy
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