Softee vibrating ballsy super cock 7" - realistic vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Lacey Fennec

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Are you ballsy enough?

Is it this heat that is making me pass out? Wait... are we in an earthquake? Oh-no that's just me shaking!
Large, Soft, Realistic, Vibrates!
Cord could have better placement, balls design isn't the best for harnesses
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I decided it was time for another large toy and to satisfy this craving I decided to go with this bad boy.
Softee is very useful for teasing since the vibration motor is located in the head. Testing the vibrations in various locations, I enjoyed it personally outside the anus, around the perineum (my favorite spot), and around the nipples. Don't let Softee's name fool you! He is a bit softer than most toys but he is erect enough for full penetration. I had no problem achieveing full penetration, and thrusting was extremely enjoyable with no down sides! Vibrator uses can be quite vast, it mostly depends on your imagination alone.

It was quite a change having something smacking against me as I thrust. Though, quite enjoyable too. The balls hang nicely, but have a flat backside to allow for a mostly flush base. The only downside is the vibrators cables stick out the base, thus making it impossible to rest while it's standing up.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

Sil-a-Gel, also knows as PVC, can be high matainence, but don't let that scare you! Sil-a-Gel is (according to the material list) anti-bacterial which is great for anal play. Though I would still recommend a condom even if you aren't sharing. I personally enjoy no condoms, so I use a good anti-bacterial soap, with warm to hotter water. Sil-a-Gel is latex and cadmium free, which is a definite plus! Sil-a-Gel is also very soft to the touch, it's honestly fun to just squeeze. Sil-a-Gel places little pressure on you as you attempt to penetrate. A much loved feature for the first penetrating move of the night.

I've noticed people stating how this material has a smell. My nose may be broken, but I honestly don't notice a strong odor. I will however note it does have a distinct smell, but again it's not strong(to me anyway). Just remember this material attracts dust and various particals, which again comes back to washing it before and after each use!
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

Let me first state that I do not recommend this as a first time useage for a larger toy anally. My main reason in saying this is that the girth size alone can be quite intimidating. It is 1 3/4" around from the connection point of the head, to the shaft, all the way to the base.

Realistic to the eyes and to the touch, Softee has features for many to enjoy. It is certainly made for those who enjoy the larger side of toys. The girth and length provide a full sensation the entire ride down. The balls at the base aren't exactly flexable, but they are not unoticable. You certainly have no trouble understanding what you are observing as you stare at this large member. The shape of the head is fantastic, and the veins certainly appeal to my eye, giving it more than just a simple shaft apperance.

There isn't really a special shape to Softee. I would say this toy is more for those who enjoy gender play, realistic, humiliation, large sizes, and qualities that might fit those catagories. Softee is a down right fun toy for solo play or playing around orally. The shape alone made it quite a nice addition to my fantasies. When thrusting at maximum force it had me squealing involuntarily which was extremely fun! I had a bit of an easier time penetrating then I did when I used the Tiger because of the straight shaft design. I tried the toy in a harness but sadly though the ball design didn't allow for a proper fit inside the harness we use.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

I would rate this toy at about 3 vrooms... since it's not super loud, but it is audible. The vibrations can be felt through the entire toy, but they originate from the tip. Thus if you plan to use vibrations to stimulate at the anus, you will be disappointed during full penetration. The remote has an LED indicator that is very straight forward with which mode the vibrations are currently in.

The vibration features of this toy were quite fun. There are seven vibration functions, 1-3 being solid state, 4 being a slow build up, 5-6 being pulsation, and 7 being maximum intensity. The remote requires three AAA batteries, which isn't that bad! The remote isn't waterproof sadly, so disconnect it before washing the toy. The remote is quite simple, a two button function with vibration change and on/off.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Lint, dust, and cat hair oh my! This material is like a super magnet to various things around it. But don't let that throw you off! It's easy to wash with anti-bacterial soap and warm water. Furthermore, if you maintain it in a proper storage placement (a toy safe box of sorts) it shouldn't attract too much dust. It should still be cleaned before and after each use. Again condoms are always an easy fix if you don't want (or are too much in a rush) to clean it properly. Silicone and Water-based lubes can be used on this toy.
    • Easy to clean


The packaging screams peace, love, unity, and great sex! It's got a retro feel to the background design. Softee is surrounded by clear plastic, so there is no chance of hiding it in this container.
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift


I found it very hard to hide my excitement when I opened this package. When I first held Softee, I was nearly shaking with excitement. After properly preparing for fun, I began experimenting orally. To my satisfaction (though there is that PVC smell) I did all I could to please this new master. It was a very fun experience and was something new when I tryed the vibrations. I pressed the tip against my lips and it left a fun sensation after he pulled away.

I moved on to massaging my perineum (the soft skin between ones genitals and anus) which was a thrilling experience in itself. If you've never explored that area, by all means try having your partner rub, lick, or whatever you please there. It's amazing! I moved down slowly to my anus, after lubricating (with silicone lube) and pre-lubricating inside, I began to tease with the head alone. I was instantly at full arousal before even the penetration began!

The penetration was fantastic, it went in so smoothly. I'm not sure if I was ever as passionate about playing with a toy as I became after I began thrusting with Softee. He will leave you panting trying to catch your breath, but wanting it so much more and harder, if you like that. I eventually had a body shaking orgasm, that left me dazed, and I almost passed out. I certainly recommend this toy to anyone (especially someone on a budget) who wants to have a really good time!
Follow-up commentary
Oh my gosh do I love this toy! I can't ever find a time when I say "I don't want to use that today"; it'll always want me coming back for more! This toy is of easy use in any position (and I mean any). Simple by design but fantastic in action, I would recommend this to anyone who is looking to get loud and wild!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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