Sydnee's pearlized lover - realistic vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Cinnamon Chambers

Add resource

Be my lover

This toy is a good smaller, discrete vibrator for someone just beginning to explore sex toys and vibrators or someone that is just looking for a small effective toy. It is satisfying and not intimidating. The color is a deep, dark purple and a nice change from pink. The vibrations are just right with this vibe!
Good, hard working toy in a small package.
Maybe too small for some people to enjoy, has ugly, freakish balls.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I suppose it is true that good things come in small packages. Dark mysterious purple packages are even better! The color online is described as lavender but mine is dark deep purple with navy, almost black lines in it. I was curious if this toy would be able to satisfy me with it being so small when I first opened it but it has stood up to my tests and became a good addition to my toy collection.

This toy has me perplexed about the material. There is no material listed on the packaging that I can find. On here it says it is jelly but it does not feel or smell like any jelly dildo I have seen. There is not much smell at all to this unless you are touching your nose to the side of it. The texture is much more molded and hard with little flexibility. In comparison this does not feel like my jelly, silicone, rubber, or silagel toys. It is almost a cross between rubber and silicone in feel and texture. I am not sure if it is because the toy is petite with about 4 in of usable length and 1 1/4 inches thick so that makes it not feel like my other jelly toys, or if it is truly a mystery material. I used it with water based lubricants and would suggest the same. However, since nothing on it says phthalates fee it is safest to use a condom with this toy and especially if you choose to share it or use it anally.

I really like the firm feel of this vibrating dildo and I think it makes it feel larger. The rim of the head is the largest part of this penis. This makes the toy feel amazing and work wonders when using an in and out thrusting motion. I never felt like I needed or wanted more when using this toy, making me think there is something to the whole it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean thing. There is a lot of realistic texture to the toy and it really could be a clone of a real dick.

The vibrations are just right. This little guy is strong! From the base all the way to the head you can feel the vibrations rocking out this cock inside you. There is a good range of speeds available with the spin of the dial. There isn't a lot of stimulation to the clitoris as I expected. The strange and almost gross looking balls are the only place on this that the vibrations are not felt. The balls are my biggest issue with the Sydnee's pearlized lover. They look like little petrified prunes or extreme old man balls. I find the size and amount of wrinkles to make them look just unusual and unnatural to be paired to such a realistic penis. They jut off the side and even though they provide a good handle and would eliminate the possibility that this would get lost during use, they just creep me out.
This is a vibrating dildo I find to be very pleasurable and satisfying. This is one of my top choices for playing with alone. I have used it a few times since I bought it and have not been disappointed yet. After using this realistic vibrator I have not had the post sex pain that I have with most of my other larger vibrators and dildos. I just have the wonderful freshly fucked euphoria. I like having a good smaller toy that I actually enjoy.

My husband and I have played with the Sydnee's vibrator together with him using it to tease me and apply clitoral stimulation. He has enjoyed using it to stimulate me, but this dildo and the balls made it hard to use this to provide penetration while he was licking my clit. They got in the way and made things a little too crowded in that area.
Follow-up commentary
I am thinking the material is metajell. I got another toy today that is metajell and the material seems to be identical. I still enjoy playing with this toy immensely.
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
  • Gary
    "Extreme old man balls"are the newest trend in sex toys. It's been huge in Japan for a long time, but it has finally made it's way here to the US. "Extreme old man balls" are the new black!
  • Cinnamon Chambers
    Old man balls are still gross. I am considering this set for casteration!
  • Oggins
    Great review! It made me laugh so hard over the "ugly freakish balls!" What were they thinking?!
  • jedent
    extreme old man balls? LOL!
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    Agree the balls are gross. In your summary you called this discreet but it's not discreet in the least! The mystery material would be a concern for many here.
  • Cinnamon Chambers
    For this this is the smallest viberator I have and is the easiest to hide at a moments notice that is why I think especially in comparrison to my others that it is discreet.. I still like using it dispite the material, but I make sure it does not come near me with out a condom.
  • lamira
    Great review, thanks!!
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
No discussions yet.
Thank you for viewing Sydnee's pearlized lover – realistic vibrator review page!