Sydnee's pearlized lover - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)

When Sydnee's Pearlized Lover arrived, the first thing that struck me was how SMALL it was! Although Eden Fantasys accurately posted it's size (about five inches) for some reason I expected something a lot bigger.

But size isn't everything (that's what my wife tells me) and opening the packaging, I was impressed to find that the Pearlized lover|Sydnee's pearlized lover was a squishy, bendy jelly cock with a realistic veined texture and built-in balls. It takes two AAA batteries you put in the base.

There's quite a pungent 'plasticky' smell when you first open the packaging, so I recommend running it under the tap first. The smell of lube and sex soon covers that up, though! Another reminder--because it's made of jelly, it's important to use a water-based lube because the jelly can 'suck up' all a lady's natural juices. Also, it's recommended to use a condom for ease of cleaning and to keep this puppy sterile. Doing that, though, means it's a little tricky to switch it on and off!

When you switch it on with the knob at the bottom (which is near impossible to do if you have slippery fingers) the head of the vibrator jiggles quite powerfully--you certainly get some kick, despite the size.

My wife observed that this about the size of a small-to-smaller than average REAL cock, which is different since most vibrators and dildos seem to cater for size-freaks.

I have to admit, I thought the vibrator was a little too small--but my wife advised me that sometimes, a little finger can be much more satisfying than a thumb. The trick to a good vibrating dildo, she reminded me, was IMPACT (vroom, vroom!) not INCHES.

The big, rubber balls at the base don't just look pretty--they also make this realistic vibrator ideal for solo anal play, since it can't 'slurp' up inside and get lost. The balls make for a practical (and attractive) flange.

My wife found that the Pearlized Lover was nice for insertion, because it wasn't too big. In fact, it was smaller than me, so she could slide it inside without much prep at all.

However, the vibrations in the head of the jelly cock made it better for clitoral stimulation, since the vibrations went to waste inside of her.

Slipping a condom on this bad boy, we tried a little anal penetration on me and I liked the way it 'popped' in with the minimum of effort and not too much lube needed. However, it just wasn't big or long enough to really tickle my prostate with the vibrations--although 'fucking' it in and out was lovely and intense.

<p>Ah, what fun we've had with this little chappy. </p><p>There's really not much to add from my previous review, although the plus points and criticisms still stick. The other day, trying to twitch off the little fella, lube-covered fingers only succeeded it taking the bottom off and making the batteries fall out. Arrrgh! </p><p>A plus point, though. Although they're not really powerful enough, turning this little purple jobby upside down inside my wife means the rubbery balls come to rest against her clit and that can give her a 'full' sensation with a bit of buzz to her love button at the same time. It's like a smaller, less satisfying rabbit, without all the sexy motion. </p><p>All in all, though, we're both happy with this addition to our toybox and it's still one of the first out 'to play' because of its small size and practical nature.</p>