Glow in the dark 6" emperor - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by The scientist

The glow in the dark emperor came wrapped in a plastic bag inside a cardboard box, and I could smell it before even opening the box. The texture of the realistic material was really nice, which made the grease it left on my hands pretty dissapointing. The toy is realistic feeling pvc and is phthalates free. It can be washed with soap and water and is compatible with water and silicone based lubes.

Here are the specs for this model:
Length: 7"
Insertable length: 6 1/4"
Circumference: 5 1/2"
Diameter: 1 1/2"
Weight: 1 lb

I don't have much experience with dildos, (in fact, this was my first!) but I loved the size and feel of this toy. Even after I washed the toy in the shower with soap and water, the smell never faded (perhaps it will with time!?). Because of this I was dubious about the whole ordeal, but sheathed in a condom this toy was a joy to have sex with! The suction cup on the base of this toy is really powerful and functioned perfectly in the shower. I thoroughly enjoyed the veined texture and thick girth. The alien color was a bit disconcerting at times, but next time (after I let it air out) I will try it with the lights out!

I feel like this toy would be better off purely as a novelty item, and thus I'm rating it pretty low. It would make for a great gag gift or useful for pranks. It glows very brightly, and the strong suction cup makes for hilarious dildo placement around the house.

The outside of the packaging has a warning about the toy being "For external use only" and "Only for use as a novelty item". I know that sometimes manufacturers put these labels on toys to get around state laws prohibiting the sales of sex toys, but it's still not something that I like to see on the box of something destined for my bits.


I'm curious to see if the smell and greasy feel of this toy fades with time. I would really like to ride it again!