Big boy - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by MegaMeggs

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Big, Enormous, Gigantic, Gargantuan Boy... hang on, I've got a few more..

Overall, this big boy was just that, a big, big boy, that I didn't get to put to much use due to its gigantic size. This is a toy that definitely needs some work up to.
Realistic, wonderful smell, great ridging.
Far too large, clumsy to hold on to.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


Let me start off by saying: OH MY GOD. This thing is a beast. I honestly didn't look at the measurements before I requested this bad boy. Let me tell you, it was a BIG mistake (pun intended). This toy is massive, and I would think its best use would be edging up to fisting (seriously). This toy is best suited for someone looking to really strech her boundaries, as it is a BIG toy. I certainly wouldn't recommend it for anal play, unless again, you're working your way up to fisting. Safety precautions would be to GO SLOW! Work up to this toy. It is not for beginners, that's for sure.
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Material / Texture

This toy was very soft and moveable, which I liked. It was very realistic, other than he large size of it.
As soon as I took this baby out of the box, I smelt a sweet, fruity smell coming from the toy, which has not faded since being washed several times. This toy is ridged with a veiny design which I liked. It is simple, but effective.

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design of the toy, but the size was outrageous. This is a HUGE toy and is not for the average user. This is a specific toy, for a specific kinda lady. This toy is very realistic, other than the gargantuan size. This is not discreet or suitable for travel by any means.


Overall, the only think I liked about this boy was the realistic design of it, and the feel of it. I didn't get to put it to much use because the size was just too large for me. I would not recommend this to anyone with a small or very tight vagina. It hurts, it's huge, and it's not for us beginners!

Care and Maintenance

This toy is relatively easy to care for, just an easy soap and water clean will work, or a little toy cleaner and a wet cloth, the only issue with this toy is it attracts EVERYTHING: lint, fluff, dust bunnies, hair... everything, so store accordingly!
Follow-up commentary
I still havent gotten up the nerve to put this big bad boy near any of my tiny lady parts, but it IS a great conversation starter when people walk into my room and see a monster dong on my desk (I use it as a bracelet holder right now).
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  • Ajax
    seems like no one was expecting what they got when they ordered this...
  • SadoMas
    ty ty!
  • damnbul12
    Thanks for the review.
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  • richsam
    thanks for the review
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