Dark magic sex machine in a box!

Overall I give this toy a C rating. Battery’s are inconvenient and speed setting is different than I would want. Overall toy is still functions as intended and was a nice attempt.
Works fast and hard. No effort to receive a good pounding.
Works fast and hard. Settings are difficult to use when your just starting out and it wants to pound
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy is useful for anyone who wants to get pounded for hours without having to involve another person. The machine will keep pounding you tell you turn it off or run out of battery’s. You can either put battery’s in the dildos for vibrations or opt out. The air filled chair provides a comfortable area to position yourself for a rapid pounding. This toy is great for someone who wants penetration sex with minimal effort.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party

Design / Craftsmanship / Material

Ok so first off the main construction is vinyl plastic much like a air mattress. It’s composed of two main parts. The air chair and the motor and electronic hosing. The battery bay is the only serviceable part of the toy. Takes a large number of C size battery’s. I recommend getting rechargeable battery’s as it would be costly to keep buying them. I personally used a old 12v wall charger wired into the battery slots. I Only Did this because I’m too cheap to buy any battery’s. The dildos themselves come in 3 sizes and each take AAA size battery’s. The rubber comes smelling and with a strange storage powder like some latex gloves come with. I personally didn’t trust the quality of rubber for bare backing. I simply recommend to put a condom on it. I found the dildos to be on the large size. I started with the small one and ended with it. I might enjoy the larger sizes later on. The dildos come with bottoms that allow you to use them independently from the machine. Each bottom makes it variable vibrations (variable resistor type). When using dildos in machine you have only one speed for vibrations MAX!!!! Also worth noting if using for the first time make note that there is 3 speeds of pounding and the first speed is MAX!!! Then medium and then slow. Personally I think is is unfortunately a design flaw. Speed of pounding depends on the setting and also the friction of your body. So basically I noticed if I’m lose it’s going to town on me like a steam engine but if I tense up or push hard it slows down significantly. Also worth noting if you provide to much restriction it cuts out and you have to push the remote again to restart. Personally I like this because if it didn’t work this way I think there could be a chance of actually hurting yourself. Overall this design is on the cheaper side. Potential is there but when actually in practice this left me with wanting something slightly different.
    • Discreet look/design


I think the electronics is where this toy missed the point. The fact that the first speed is max is unfortunate and the speed adjustments are two fixed. The 3 speeds are all kinda fast and it would be nice to have a 10 speed or even 5. The vibrations of the dildo is awesome but Would be nice to control when machine is fucking you. I personally liked the shape and design of the motor assembly. It works for many positions outside the chair. I loved being on my back and legs over the blown up motor assembly and I was able to get a perfect comfortable position to take it’s crazy pounding actions.
    • Comfortable during use


Packaging was compact considering the size of the chair. The pump is very large and works fast to inflate the chair. Instructions where complete and well written.
    • Very informative

Care and Maintenance

Toy comes with a patch kit. Cleaning is really spot clean like you would an air bed. Air pump works in reverse to deflate toy.

Personal comments

I wish this toy came with an attachment for other toys.


Overall I like this toy and I think I need more practice to fully enjoy.
Follow-up commentary
I love this toy still. I only wish I could attach other toys in my box to it. Maybe one day I can make an adapter.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: CuriousFun
    Great review, thanks for sharing! I really and truly can't figure out why this wasn't just designed to be powered by plugging it into a wall outlet to begin with. It's not like you're going to take this thing with you while you're backpacking in the wilderness, so what's the point of it being battery-powered (especially when it needs so many large, expensive batteries)? Your solution was great!
  • Contributor: AbbyLover
    Thank you for your comment curiousFun! I appreciate your feedback! Let me know if you have any other questions.
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