Magic in your Life

The Dark Magic is an okay sex machine, though it could be a lot better. AC power should have been almost mandatory for this type of thing. Make no mistake, this toy is an investment, at the amount it costs, so caution should be used if this is something you wish to purchase.
*Thrusts fairly well
*Way too noisy
*Doesn't have an AC adapter
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy is all about getting pounded. It works easily well for men or women, as it has enough power behind it for anal thrusting as well as vaginal. You don't need the bed part, as the thrusting section actually is separate.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party

Design / Craftsmanship / Material

The design is okay, though the price is a bit much. The thrusting section is a large black thing when inflated. Think about the movie Minions, it basically looks like a black one of those. With a little round tube near the upper side on one part of it, where the thrusting takes place.

This is a noisy toy, way noisier than indicated on the product page. If you live with others and discretion is necessary, then you are going to have to get some cover noise going before you use this. Unless you can find an hour or two with nobody around.

The dildo attachments screw onto the thrusting arm. There is a single adapter between dildos and arm. This screws into place. Be very careful you get the threads running smoothly. If you cross it in at an angle, it becomes a pain in the ass to get loose again.
    • Smooth


Performance-wise, I had this thing thrusting up my butt pretty easily. I warmed myself up in advance with the Jet Destructor that I also got from Eden. This is because when this machine first starts, it is at the fastest thrust setting. However, you can use the triangle button on the included remote to lower the speed. Lower left corner is the slowest while lower right corner is the medium setting.

Again, this is VERY noisy. I think it has something to do with the motor itself being inside an inflated bag of air. That causes the noise level to go up.
    • Comfortable during use

Personal comments

Some of the information included in the product page is wrong.

1) It requires 8 C batteries to power it. Why it didn't just have an AC adapter, at this price level, I simply don't know. However, they work fairly well, as I had mine running for a half-hour or more last night, and it was still going strong.

2) The noise level can be heard through a closed door. Take appropriate caution.

3) The dildos require 5 AA batteries in total. The two larger ones require two apiece, while the smallest G-spot one only requires a single battery.

4) The remote requires these little mini-AAA-looking batteries. Two are included with it.

5) Because of the way it is wired, it seems very possible to obtain a 110-120 AC to 12v DC adapter that could be used to power this without needing to purchase C batteries (which are going to run you around $11 for the amount necessary). You can look up how to do this online. I currently don't know the mAh rating on the power box you put the batteries into, however, as it doesn't seem to be listed anywhere.

6) When using the adapter for the dildos, they immediately start vibrating when you screw it into place. There is also a hard plastic-to-hard plastic sort of clacking when it's attached to the arm. This just increases the noise level somewhat more than normal.

7) I'm giving this a noise level of between 3 and 4. If you have no other source of noise in a room, then it is almost guaranteed that anyone outside your door is going to hear it. How far away from your room they can hear it is not something I was able to test.

However, with TV going and the box fan, I was able to determine that standing outside my door, you could hear the machine running. But it was very much lost in the other noises and so not nearly as bad as it would be without those going.

A level of 3 is about an average of what you can expect, with sufficient noise from other sources.


Some factors you need to consider:

1) To inflate the thrusting portion by itself, it only takes a few moments with the foot pump. It isn't really a bad amount of time at all.

2) Cover noise is necessary where discretion is needed. I had a box fan that makes a lot of noise when set on High (3) and still needed a TV turned on as well to help conceal the grinding sound of the motor.

3) Don't stick it in and turn it on the first time. Instead, open yourself up with other toys first, turn it on and lower the speed (lower left corner on the remote button), and then grasp the dildo to help guide it into yourself. Only then can you increase the speed again.

4) If you use the thrusting toy itself, it needs to be pinned against something; otherwise, it's just going to bounce against your butt without thrusting inside you.
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  • Contributor: The.RedQueen
    Finally a review on this product! Thanks so much, you answered all the questions I had
  • Contributor: Dbond4
    This is exactly what I needed to know...all the different types of batteries is a big thing to peruse over. Plus the noise level...may have to wait till my nest is empty lol
  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Great informative review. This is a great service for anyone interested in getting one. Question: is it possible/ comfortable to use this in doggie position? Does the sofa chair move around due to the thrusting? How deep are the thrusts ? Can you share a little about the flexibility and feel of the dildos ?
  • Contributor: MagneticDuke
    It's unfortunate that the actual mechanical bits on this one are battery powered instead of having a wall plug. Maybe that's something that can be addressed in a revision later on, along with adding some extra noise dampening.

    Knowing that the the thrusting portion is separate, if I lived alone, I'd gladly buy just the bed part. IT seems like a nice storable position bench, and I might be able to DIY my own setup using another machine, if I ever actually got around to building or modifying anything.
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