Dark magic inflatable sex machine by EdenFantasys - review by Starlight Requiem

This toy is all about getting pounded. It works easily well for men or women, as it has enough power behind it for anal thrusting as well as vaginal. You don't need the bed part, as the thrusting section actually is separate.

The design is okay, though the price is a bit much. The thrusting section is a large black thing when inflated. Think about the movie Minions, it basically looks like a black one of those. With a little round tube near the upper side on one part of it, where the thrusting takes place.

This is a noisy toy, way noisier than indicated on the product page. If you live with others and discretion is necessary, then you are going to have to get some cover noise going before you use this. Unless you can find an hour or two with nobody around.

The dildo attachments screw onto the thrusting arm. There is a single adapter between dildos and arm. This screws into place. Be very careful you get the threads running smoothly. If you cross it in at an angle, it becomes a pain in the ass to get loose again.

Performance-wise, I had this thing thrusting up my butt pretty easily. I warmed myself up in advance with the Jet Destructor that I also got from Eden. This is because when this machine first starts, it is at the fastest thrust setting. However, you can use the triangle button on the included remote to lower the speed. Lower left corner is the slowest while lower right corner is the medium setting.

Again, this is VERY noisy. I think it has something to do with the motor itself being inside an inflated bag of air. That causes the noise level to go up.

Some of the information included in the product page is wrong.

1) It requires 8 C batteries to power it. Why it didn't just have an AC adapter, at this price level, I simply don't know. However, they work fairly well, as I had mine running for a half-hour or more last night, and it was still going strong.

2) The noise level can be heard through a closed door. Take appropriate caution.

3) The dildos require 5 AA batteries in total. The two larger ones require two apiece, while the smallest G-spot one only requires a single battery.

4) The remote requires these little mini-AAA-looking batteries. Two are included with it.

5) Because of the way it is wired, it seems very possible to obtain a 110-120 AC to 12v DC adapter that could be used to power this without needing to purchase C batteries (which are going to run you around $11 for the amount necessary). You can look up how to do this online. I currently don't know the mAh rating on the power box you put the batteries into, however, as it doesn't seem to be listed anywhere.

6) When using the adapter for the dildos, they immediately start vibrating when you screw it into place. There is also a hard plastic-to-hard plastic sort of clacking when it's attached to the arm. This just increases the noise level somewhat more than normal.

7) I'm giving this a noise level of between 3 and 4. If you have no other source of noise in a room, then it is almost guaranteed that anyone outside your door is going to hear it. How far away from your room they can hear it is not something I was able to test.

However, with TV going and the box fan, I was able to determine that standing outside my door, you could hear the machine running. But it was very much lost in the other noises and so not nearly as bad as it would be without those going.

A level of 3 is about an average of what you can expect, with sufficient noise from other sources.

Some factors you need to consider:

1) To inflate the thrusting portion by itself, it only takes a few moments with the foot pump. It isn't really a bad amount of time at all.

2) Cover noise is necessary where discretion is needed. I had a box fan that makes a lot of noise when set on High (3) and still needed a TV turned on as well to help conceal the grinding sound of the motor.

3) Don't stick it in and turn it on the first time. Instead, open yourself up with other toys first, turn it on and lower the speed (lower left corner on the remote button), and then grasp the dildo to help guide it into yourself. Only then can you increase the speed again.

4) If you use the thrusting toy itself, it needs to be pinned against something; otherwise, it's just going to bounce against your butt without thrusting inside you.