Dear Diary, All I Want....

Each night I make an entry into my diary about the things that I experience and the things that I want or need in my life. Now it will be just about the things that I have experienced for the day, because I am no longer in need of anything..sigh. I am in love. My husband now has my permission to move out of the house.

The TitanMen David Anthony is a lifelike dildo from Doc Johnson that looks so real that you would swear the man is still attached to it somehow. The name sounds so greek, so much like a greek god that it comes as no surprise just how beautiful this cock is. It is molded after porn star David Anthony, down to every last vein bulging out of the shaft.

Upon opening the box and laying my eyes on it, I was pretty scared about just how big it is, but being the Eden trooper that I am, I grabbed the lube and headed to the bathroom.

He is made of PVC/Sil-A-Gel that claims to be Anti-bacterial, Latex-free and Phthalates-free. The material is flexible and soft, yet firm enough to penetrate nicely without being so firm that it causes discomfort. It feels as realistic as it looks, you can feel each and every vein inside of you and every little ripple in it adds to the full sensation that you get using it. Because of the size this is probably not for beginner use, it is very large...deliciously so.

There is a strong odor that you get with most PVC products. After washing it and letting it air for a while it fades, but there is still some smell. Nothing that I can't get past though, as fine as he is.

Here is a real picture of him in my loving hands....
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This is the most life like dildo that I have ever laid my eyes on, it is absolutely bee-you-tee-ful! David Anthony is 8 3/4" long with an insertable length of slightly over 7". He is 2 1/4" in diameter and weighs a whopping 1.5 lbs. He is a monster, in a good way. I would not suggest this for beginners. At least not for anything other than to stare at and admire. If you are willing to try and take him all, bring plenty of lube with you. The veins that are down the shaft give him a life like look and feeling. He is not discreet at all, in fact he is very intimidating looking when you first see him. There is a suction cup base that sticks very well to tile or the tub as well as pretty much any smooth surface. I had no trouble attaching it and it staying where I wanted him to.

This is what the perfect dildo should be. With a little effort to secure it in the ring I believe that it would be harness compatible around the suction cup. The cup secures tightly to any flat, smooth surface.

I clean Mr. Anthony with soap and water. If you are using for anal play or sharing it I would suggest using a condom as it is porous. I prefer water-based lubes for use with almost everything as it causes no damage and I would cry if I damaged him. I love him.

He comes in a box and in a black drawstring bag for storage. I dust him with cornstarch after cleaning and drying so that he doesn't become sticky. He also came with a sample packet of lube, but it is a silicone based lube and I will have to spot test him first to make sure that he is compatible with it.

After grabbing him and my handy dandy bottle of lube and heading to the shower, I attached him to the stone tile wall in my stand-up shower. It took a lot of lube and some determination but once we got started woohoo!

Second time, I attached a jelly vibrating cock ring (because they stretch good) and oh my goodness..the water was ice cold before I exited the shower to take a nap.

If you don't hear from me for a while, it is because I have fucked myself silly and can't walk to the computer. Mmmhmm.