Solid dinger - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Sex Student

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Dinger Dong, go away, we're not buying

This toy is best used as a novelty or gag gift, and not has a serious sex play toy. It is somewhat boring to look at, and the design is sub standard.
easy clean up
very cheap strong rubbery smell, unattractive, boring aesthetic appeal
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
The "Solid Dinger" Dildo by Doc Johnson had much more sex appeal in the add than in person. I unpacked this toy with my wife, and while she was attracted to the girth the overly strong rubber smell immediately turned her off. The rubber smell was so strong it filled up our large walk in closet while it sat airing out.

After about one week the smell had subsided somewhat, but still made itself known in the room. But what the heck we both are up for trying something at least once.

So we set out to see if this "Solid Dinger" could work as a good dong. We lit a few candles and gave each other body messages to get the mood going. I leaned against the head board, as my wife lay on her back in the opposite direction. I watched her wet the "Dinger" with her mouth, and then rub the large thick head all over her plump pussy lips. I'm always amazed at how she flares open when she gets turned on. She then began working the head in, and commented how the girth was feeling really good. However that's where the pleasure ended.

This dong ended up being to long and inflexible to use the pleasure nubs, while penetrating her pussy. The pleasure nubs were also too large to give a pleasurable feeling when she rubbed them against her clit area. I went down on her and got her going again, at which time she gave the "Dinger" one more try, but texture and design just didn't work.

So we got out the rabbit vibe, everyone should have a good stand by, and ended a not so erotic time with a few great orgasms. Sorry, but it just didn't work out. However I will say we did give it a good try.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • El-Jaro
    what about clean up? what's it made out of? Did the smell ever go away?
  • lamira
    Thanks for the review.
  • fabjennie
    Nice review
  • racoons
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Kdlips
    Thanks for the review.
  • Ash1141
    Thanks for the review
  • Caus
    Grazie for the review!
  • lzee
  • sweetpea12
    Thanks for the great review!
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