Realistic dildo with flared base

Eddie From Rocky Horror Was Probably Bigger Than This...

Warning: This toy is SMALL. I don't even know that I'd recommend it for beginner vaginal use it's so small. For anal, this could work well for a beginner but the Eddie still falls short in my opinion, no pun intended. It's made of pure silicone, so that's a plus for beginner anal users, therefore it can be boiled. If you want maybe a gag gift, I'd recommend it, but for other purposes other than a gag or a beginner anal toy, I wouldn't ask anyone to buy this.
100% Silicone
No bad smells
No bad tastes
Beginner friendly
Suction cup
May be too small (for some/most)
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Eddie dildo is a semi-realistic dildo designed for g-spot and clitoral stimulation. This toy features a curved shaft with a coronal ridge along the tip, and a ridged 'testicle' for clitoral stimulation of the user. The 'testicle' is made anatomically incorrect for pleasure to the user, while providing something more for stimulation purposes alone. This toy can also be used anally, and is extremely beginner friendly due to its size. Some users may find this toy extremely difficult to use for g-spot/p-spot play due to its size, but it can still be a fun toy and provide stimulation. It can be taken anywhere from the bed to the shower, or anywhere your heart desires.

Being so small, it is fairly easy to hide, and can also come with you as a travel buddy. It can easily fit in a purse or suitcase and be hidden from prying eyes. This toy also features a suction cup for a better grip, or hands free play.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This toy is made from 100% pure silicone. Because it is made from this material, it rates a 10/10 on the Eden safety scale and is completely non-porous. It is also antibacterial, latex and phthalate free, and can be boiled, bleached or washed easily. Silicone has neither a taste nor a smell, and warms well to body temperature. If you want to speed this process up, you can cool it down in an ice bath, or warm it up in a bath of warm water for temperature play.

This particular silicone is relatively tacky, or sticky to the touch, and will pick up lint, dirt and hair easily. It is very much a lint magnet, and will draw such things to the material, but no worries, as this can easily be rinsed away for play time. This tiny toy is made to look semi-realistic, as it has a coronal ridge to make up the head, but unless you're extremely tight, you shouldn't feel the texture on this one. The shaft is smooth and on the uniball, there are some ridges. These ridges are meant for clitoral stimulation, but they're relatively mild as well.

The toy is firm, and only has a little bit of squish, but due to the size this shouldn't be a problem. Because of the silicone being tacky, users will want to use a good water based lubricant to make the surface silkier and less sticky. Whether you're a beginner or an advanced user, you can use this toy, but size queens/kings need not apply.

The coronal ridge of the the head

The textured ridges on the 'uniball'

    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Overall this toy has a nice design. I do like the fact that it's curved and has the coronal ridge to simulate the penis head, but users may be let down by its size. The suction cup base is a nice addition to this toy as well, but in the long run I don't see the suction cup being used for it's purpose rather than a nice base for anal play. This toy is both slender and short, so to show you an example of how small this toy is, here are some comparison photos:

The Beginner Anal Kit, Eddie, and The Vibrating Mistress

In My hand

I have a fairly large hand, but you can still see that this toy is rather small in size. If anyone owns the Mistress, or the Vibrating Mistress, you can see that this toy is much smaller in diameter. This is a VERY slim toy, which makes it perfect for the beginner.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic


In all honesty, the best thing about this toy is that it's silicone and has a suction cup base. The size is really small, and unless you're a beginner or want something a little extra anally when playing, this toy won't be of much use. For users who need length or girth, this toy won't bring either, so chances are you should look for a better toy in both departments, as this toy is neither long or thick. If users want something to tease their partners with, than this toy could be a good investment, as that is all it really is. As you can see in the above comparison photos with other toys, it's more in the size range of beginner toys.

This toy does have a suction cup base, and unless you're extremely vigorous or rough in play, the suction cup should suffice. As far as the toy being discreet it is not. If you were to leave this toy out in the open, someone would realize what it is, but it is easily hidden due to its size.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Silicone is simple to maintain and keep clean. Because it is non-porous, the toy can be easily washed without fear of it clinging to unsightly bacteria that soaks into the other porous materials such as PVC and Jelly. Silicone can be boiled for up to 2 minutes, bleached with a 10% bleach, 90% water solution, put in the top rack of your dishwasher without detergent (or your dishes), wiped down with a toy wipe or cleanser, or simply washed in hot soapy water. For sanitary purposes it is recommended that you at least boil your toy once in a while to make sure that the material is fully sanitized, especially if used between orifices or partners. To be extra careful, you could use a condom on the toy.

Remember that when putting this toy in boiling water or in the dishwasher it will retain some amount of heat, so you'll want to have a set of gloves or tongs to retrieve the toy once it is finished washing. Allow the surface area to cool, and if it's not fully air-dried, then you can simply pat it down with a cloth. Remember that silicone does collect lint, so you'll need to wash it before and after each use, regardless of where you are storing it. When storing your toy, use a Ziploc bag or the package you received it in, to keep it away from lint as much as possible. Store your toy in a cool, dry place, and keep it away from other materials in case of 'melting' or damage.

When choosing a lubricant to go with your toy, always reach for a water-based lubricant with silicone items. Other lubricants could cause the material to break down and degrade if the toy is not a higher quality silicone. If you want to use a silicone lubricant, do a test spot on the base of the toy and wait a few moments to see if there's any change to the toy itself. If there is, rinse immediately and stick to water-based lubricants.

As a side note, this toy has ridges, which you will want to take extra care to clean. You can achieve this by using a soft bristled brush (ex. a toothbrush you don't use) to get into the hard to reach areas. Boiling should take care of them, but just to be on the sanitary side, you may still want to rinse the toy again and use your brush to clean those areas.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This toy came packaged in the envelope mailer, with another one of the mailers wrapped around the toy inside. The toy itself came in a simple plastic bag with no instructions for this toy, but the toy itself is self-explanatory. This toy could be put in a gift bag if you wanted to gift it, because otherwise there wasn't any packaging to speak of. The plastic bag that this toy came inside of is recyclable, since it's only a plastic bag. Packaging was to say the least very minimal.

Because there wasn't any packaging, you may want to store your toy in a Ziploc baggie to keep away stray dust and lint.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I was relatively disappointed in this toy. I honestly thought it would be a little bigger than what I got. Because I got this as an assignment, I can't complain, but in spite of it all, I can use this toy for anal play/warm up.
Follow-up commentary
Between the time of my review and the current, I just can't bring myself to love Eddie. No matter how I use him, he just doesn't provide the "oomph" I need to get going. With that being said, he is fun to suction to a surface and bounce up and down when you're extremely bored and he's just lying around.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: pinkpottergirl
    Glad to see the actual size of this
  • Contributor: charmedtomeetyou
    Wow....that is teeny! Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: symbiasin
    That IS small! Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    This was so much smaller than I was expecting. Thank you for the review.
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