I'm a bit of a size queen, and my typical XXL toys weren't quite doing it for me. Enter the Jet Bruiser. Now I'm used to big toys, but when I opened the package, I said "holy shit" out loud. It is THAT big - and I mean that as a compliment!

The Jet Bruiser is made of soft, slightly squishy material with a fantastically fun texture. Despite its gigantic size, it's surprisingly comfortable to insert and wear. (Lube is, as always, your friend here!) The squishiness of the material would be a turn-off in a smaller toy, but here it just balances out the huge size. When clenching down or moving around, the ridges provide wonderful stimulation that will have you squirming before you even get to the real sexy times. I highly recommend it for a sub who is into larger toys; it's comfortable to wear for long periods and fills you up deliciously.

While it is intended as an anal plug, I've found it works really well as a pussy plug, too.

The Jet Bruiser is equipped with a suction cup base that, unlike many suction cup toys I've tried, really does do its job to keep the Bruiser firmly attached on any smooth surface you want to stick it. It's waterproof, so feel free to get a little dirty in the bath or shower while you're getting clean ;)

Speaking of cleaning, the Jet Bruiser is low-maintenance! It cleans off very easily, even with the ridges.

It also combines fantastically with a vibrator, and I recommend it strongly for any out there who has been wishing (as I have) that EdenFantasys would stock more "fantasy"-style toys with unusual shapes and textures rather than realistic toys that mimic human anatomy. This one was a really great choice in that regard.

I give this toy a 10/10. It's exactly what I was looking for! Up next: some of the other Jet plugs, which, after this experience, I'm confident I'll love just as much. If you're a size queen, king, or monarch: GET IT!!!