Mega is a fairly large, realistic, non-vibrating, double density silicone dildo designed for insertion. Due to the larger size, it is best for intermediate to advanced vaginal and anal users.

As I mentioned above it can be used anally. This is due to the flared base which prevents the Mega from getting lost in the anal canal. The flared based can also act as a base to be used in a harness as well for strap-on or pegging play.

The base acts as a suction cup so it can stick to many surfaces for hands free adventures. It is waterproof so there's no worries about sticking it onto the tub or shower for a little water fun.

Mega is made from 100% premium hygienic dual density silicone. It is rated a 10 out of 10 on the safety scale because it is non porous and body safe. It won't harbor any bacteria and doesn't contain any toxic materials. It can be completely sterilized so it can be used between different orifices and shared with others. The silicone does pick up a little bit of debris here and there, but not as bad as other silicones.

Not only is Mega realistic in appearance but also realistic in feel as well. It is squishy yet firm and flexible.



Although it does have the realistic veins along the shaft, they cannot be felt during use unless you are texture sensitive. It does have a seam running the length of the toy, but it cannot be felt during insertion.

It does have a slight silicone smell, but nothing overpowering.

Mega is a flesh colored realistic looking dildo with a pronounced head, opening at the tip, veins along the shaft, and balls. It has a slight curve to it intended to provide stimulation to the g/p-spot.

Mega measures 9" if you follow the back. However, if you follow the curve it is a total of 11." It has an insertable length of 7 1/2". The head measures 5 1/2" around whereas the shaft measures 5 3/4" around. The suction cup base has a 3" diameter. It is not for the faint of heart, but size kings and queens should rejoice.

Here's a comparison with other dildo's in my collection as well as one between a soft drink and a water bottle. From left to right:Mega, One Touch, Eden strap on, and Eddie. As you can see Mega is the largest in my collection so far.




I wouldn't recommend Mega to beginners because the circumference may be uncomfortable. It's pleasurable, but may intimidate new toy users.

Mega is far from discrete, it looks exactly like what it is a large dildo. There's no amount of finessing your way out of that if someone saw it lying around.

As far as travel goes, it is not small enough to fit in your pocket or purse, but if you are one who is not easily embarrassed you can carry it in your luggage if you wish.

My experience with Mega was good. I used it vaginally, and found it to be a little thicker than what I'm used to, but after some warming up and lube I was able to take some of it. Due to the thickness, I wasn't able to fully enjoy g-spot stimulation, but I thoroughly enjoyed the feeling of fullness that it provides.

The suction cup has a nice grip and holds nicely to clean, flat surfaces. While writing, I've had it suctioned to my table as well as tested it in a bath tub setting for over 30 minutes and did not have any issues with it slipping. You can hear the suction cup squish the air out and pop to the area that you are sticking it to. It is one of the best suctions that I have come across thus far.

Mega is very easy to care for. I recommend cleaning before and after each use just to ensure there are not any stray hair or debris attached to the dildo. To clean, you can use antibacterial soap and water, toy wipes, or toy spray. To sterilize, you can use a 10% bleach solution, boil it, or use in the top rack of the dishwasher. Sterilization is recommended every time you share the toy or switch from vaginal to anal penetration.

To prevent degrading of the silicone, it is recommended to use only water based lubricant as well as store away from other silicone toys.

Mega arrived in a rectangular shaped box that you can see the dildo through the package. The front states the name and size of the toy, and mentions that it is ultra lifelike. One side explains the silicone formula and boasts about the toys strong suction cup. The back states it's an adult novelty only in several languages. You could use the packaging to store the toy in, but it's rather large compared to the toy. If space is limited, a storage pouch or bag would be advisable.

When I received Mega, I was honestly intimidated by the larger size. I knew it was going to be large because I was wanting something a little larger than what I had, but I don't think my mind fully understood the concept until I saw it in person. I'm not disappointed at all and enjoy the fullness this provides, but wow! It does require some patience, lube, and gentle working to take what I can. I cannot take the whole thing, I'm not sure if that's due to the circumference or the length, but either way all of Mega is not an option for me at this time.