Inflatable penis - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by DreamWolf

When I opened my birthday gifts of different toys, I grabbed this vibe like a hungry kid attacks chocolate chip cookies! I was so excited about this toy that it was the very first one I tried, and believe it or not, the experience is so unique that it took far less time for me to get what I wanted (with a vibrating ring attached to it after a while) and made me yowl in final pleasure twice in a row in just a few minutes!

Though it wasn't half as pricey as other toys I own, its qualities and the pleasure it gives makes it most unique and irreplaceable!

The special function of this vibe is that its soft rubber cover inflates as you pump it bigger and bigger. In the meantime, it vibrates with multiple speeds if you want to use that function too. With the quick-release valve, it takes an eye blink to deflate it, so you can play along however you wish to - pump it a little, pump it more, turn the speed up, get it thin again, pump, pump - just enjoy and come!

It can be used by beginners because of its rather thinner shape, and advanced toy users can find a lot of fun in it as well as it is shaped like real male flesh and can grow to 4 inches of thickness!

It is made to be used internally - though the vibration is good for any other areas if it pleases you.
I can say it is made for anal pleasures as well though as I intend to use it vaginally, I don't plan to insert it into the rear entry because of the rubber material which isn't the safest when it comes to germs and other scary foes.

You can use it anywhere and anytime, but keep it in mind that it is NOT waterproof, and it is a little large, so it isn't the typical quick sneaky toy you reach to when you want to have some pleasure while your precious one sleeps next to you. It is also a little bit loud, so you better save it for occasions when you can't be heard or your beloved one doesn't mind it.

The Inflatable Penis is made of soft rubber, and under the smooth cover, it is pleasantly firm. At first sniff I couldn't smell anything really. There is some very light odor, but nothing disturbing to disappoint you.

I would like to mention two important things related to the soft rubber making it so silky to touch.

First thing is that, though it can inflate to 4 inches, you should still be careful about how large you pump it up. It looks reliable, but the material is so soft that it made me stay cautious, and I paid attention to inflate only as much as I needed it. Not to mention that I squeeze as hell in pleasure, so I did my best not to ruin it.

The second thing is what I can't stretch enough: that as it's made of rubber it can collect any invisible weirdness. So when it is large, collecting stuff, then deflated, harmful little things can hide away between the unseen ridges. (At least I very much think so.) So be sure please, that you clean this toy very thoroughly!

The shape of this vibe is very simple (like a realistic vibrator, quite well representing the male flesh). It is long, thin, smooth, and including the pump attached to its bottom and a wired controller going in at the same spot - it is basic enough.

The color is flesh-like too. The shaft is rock-hard with 7 inches of length with the generous 6 1/2 inches insertable and a friendly 1 1/4 inch thickness which makes it easy for beginners to take their first steps on the long and wonderful path of Journey into a Delightful Life.

Like stated already (just to mention it again it the proper section), it can be pumped up to 4 inches of diameter which can blow the mind of the most size lover toy fans as well. It is soft, fulfilling, and extremely satisfying!

I would say that you can manage to hide it easily, but I also know how important discreetness is for people who want to squeeze their toys into smaller places. Because of that, I rather think that if you can find a good spot for it, it's alright, but because of the pump, controller, and wires, it just feels like stuff is friggin' everywhere, so storage friendliness gets 4 stars from me. You can still slide it into your travel appliances as long as the size doesn't bother you.

I was really satisfied with this vibe. It gave exactly what I expected with the little, but great, extra fact that it made me come far sooner than I thought it would!

Its functions are easy to figure out and learn, and fairly comfortable to use. With the spin of the wheel, of the controller taking 2 AA batteries, you can adjust the vibration speed at your will. In the same time, you can easily pump the rubber cover of the vibe and deflate it so quickly that it doesn't take more than a moment. Plus, a positive feature is that the bulb isn't hard at all to squeeze; you can go on just fine even when the vibe is inserted and enjoyed so deliciously.

When pumped up, you'll feel that you squeeze the rubber too - meaning it's very flexible and comfortable though it kept me a little worried that I could burst it with too vigorous use.

The vibrations can be felt all over the toy. As I experienced, they can be felt a little more in the head and still strong enough when inflated which was something I didn't really think would go as good, and it was an advantage too that, by squeezing it inside, I could feel the hard shaft better. It is also a disadvantage a little bit because it doesn't give you the feeling of being filled up all over your flesh equally.

One thing I didn't like as much was the shortness of the cord and hose attached to the shaft.
They are so brief that they literally covered me as I was enjoying my new lovely toy. That one thing wasn't so lovely, but it's manageable to deal with the discomfort.

The power was satisfying. I wonder if it was stronger with casual batteries instead of the rechargeables I used, but the vrooms were still strong enough to indulge a power queen into such rides!

Like I mentioned already the Inflatable Penis is somewhat noisy. Of course, it is a question of what you call noisy, so you better get it and see it for yourself! I do think that even with room mates around you, you can figure out if you dare to use it while others are sound to sleep or catch some time when no one is around. For me, it was hearable, but not loud at all.

Just to make a note in the proper place again: this vibe is NOT waterproof. Do not dare to test it in the shower unless you wanna see how it looks like when a vibe dies!

The always-working golden rule goes the same for me: cleaning this vibe with water and mild soap (or water based cleaner). If it comes to lube, it is also water-based, and I clean such a rubber toy very thoroughly as it is very porous due to the rubber inflating, deflating, able to collect germs and other intruders.
Clean it before and after each use - just to be sure it is taken care of good to last for years of pleasure.

My idea about the best cleaning would be to clean it inflated as the material stretches revealing the hidden creatures and elements - even if it means more time spent with maintenance.

For now, I am storing this vibe in its original box and plastic sack until finishing my giant chest to have enough space and separation for all my precious toys.

The box can be tossed into your night stand drawer, smaller closet, wherever it is cool and dry. I also suggest you keep it in a proper pouch or piece of fabric - but at least away from other toys. I do think rubber could melt or react with other materials.

I also want to mention that maintenance, in this case, means that you do your best to use it somewhat gently. It just looks very soft to me - that the rubber could easily break. (Better to be sure like always.)

The paper packaging of Inflatable Penis was... well, under-dressed lady and gentleman with a giant cock-looking thing in the front, enormous letters shouting its name out into the world so everybody can see what it is used for. I don't think you want mom and dad, kids, or your nosy room mates to see it. If you live with your loving partner, it doesn't matter though as it isn't gross or disturbing.

To tell the truth, even if there was an instruction, I just threw it away to get rid of the unneeded things of my many birthday presents to get to this lovely looking, promising toy right away! But you don't need any education about this sleek handsome piece of wonder anyway because the three available control functions speak for themselves: wheel to spin for vibrations, bulb to pump up, little knob on the pump to deflate. Easy as cake.

If you wish to give this vibe as a gift... Well, if that person is a naughty one not minding the picture on the box. Otherwise, almost anything else would be better to wrap/put it into.

All in all, Inflatable Penis is the only inflatable, perfectly penis-looking vibe I would recommend. No other similar vibes with this shape are as powerful and as reliable if you do a deeper research about it. And just simply, if it is the best of its category (of the traditional type of shape, butt plug shape not counted in), then why would you want to buy any others of this sort? There are two others similar to it on EF nowadays, but as none of them replicate realistic male flesh as fine as this lovely one, so I am not listing any of them! This one is one and only in its category!

You bet am gonna use it a lot in the future! I will probably get more of it, so I will never have to live without it! If you want something more than a traditional vibe then you are going to go for this one. For the price, c'mon, who wouldn't?

My personal opinion about it? I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!!!

The experience was simply: WOW! My way of achieving full pleasure with it was playing with step-by-step inflation, deflation, the same on and on, and as I was playing away, in the middle of the more and more thrilling inflation, I just couldn't hold on any longer! (It took only minutes which is a big surprise in my case as I normally have to take my time long for the most of the time.)

There is also a way that you deflate it right when you are coming. Though I don't think it could be as hilarious for me as my idea and practice to get what every adventurous person wants from such a vibe, so I say that I enjoyed the most out of it!

I will take the best care of it because if it broke and I couldn't get another one anymore (just to play with such an eerily funny thought), that would be a big loss of bliss in my life.

Summarizing my opinion so shortly and effectively.