Glow in the dark vibrating emperor - realistic dildo vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by AAAToyGirl

I think this dildo is best used for vaginal and/or anal use; the balls make it safe for anal use. It is a porous material, so if used anally or if you plan to share it, you should use a condom with it. It does say "sold as a novelty only" and "for external use only" on the package, but I have noticed that many California Exotics toys say this. If you are worried about this, just use a condom as a precaution. It is a little bit more girthy than the average dildo, so I suggest liberal use of lubrication. It is 1.75" wide and has 6.75" insertable. Even with lube, this may be a bit too big for some people.

This dildo glows in the dark after minimal exposure to light; it glows very brightly. This feature adds a bit of fun for everyone. It also contains a vibrating bullet, about half way up the shaft. The vibrations are controlled via a dial on the battery pack that is attached to the dildo by a wire. The wire is about two feet long. It takes two AA batteries and has relatively strong vibrations that carry throughout the entire dildo. It has a suction cup, so it can be attached to almost any solid, flat surface. It is not waterproof, so take care when washing this toy.

This is made of a squishy, glow-in-the-dark PVC material. It smells extremely strong in a chemical way. It is a clingy material that reminds me of a cross between cyberskin and jelly. It is a nice combination of firm and squishy. About half way up the shaft it feels much more firm then the rest of the toy; this is because the bullet is placed inside of the shaft. It is a large enough bullet that it affects the firmness of the shaft. The smell and porous nature of this dildo make me want to use a condom with it. I could not bring myself to test the taste of this dildo, the scent is too strong; if I get close enough to test this, I would get a headache.

I have also found that I need to spray air freshener before use to avoid a headache. I've tried washing it numerous times, spraying it with scented toy cleaner, and storing it near a solid air freshener ... none of this helped the smell go away. I love the glow, so even though I shouldn't, I forgive the material that this one is made out of. The soft material has a slight realistic texture to it that isn't really noticeable. The head of the penis is well defined and noticeable in use.

The dildo portion of this toy is a squishy yet firm PVC material. It has a strong chemical smell to it; I have washed it several times, but the odor is still strong. This material is sticky, so I recommend storing in a gallon zip-lock bag. I have noticed that this helps keeps the chemical smell from taking over my room. The controller is made of plastic. The product page states that this dildo has the following safety features; it is made with Food-grade materials, and it's Latex free, Phthalates free, and Hypo-allergenic.

It has a long wire that leads to the control pack. It's about two feet long; this seems to be long enough to control it without it getting in the way. This combined with the suction cup allow for hands free use. The size and shape are a bit intimidating, but would be great for those looking for a larger toy. I think this toy is best for the more advanced user.

The suction cup is extremely strong. It stuck to the toilet seat, the kitchen counter, the fridge, the tv stand, and the tub very well. The suction cup even sticks to the top of my hand for a decent amount of time. Due to the large glow-in-the-dark, PVC scented, and "penis-like" nature of this dildo, it is not very easy to hide. It is very obviously a glowing cock. The lifelike texture is nice, but it's not over done.

The vibrations are located in the center of the shaft, but they travel well throughout the entire dildo. Even though the balls are far away from the vibrating bullet, they still vibrate well. The controls are very easy to use; I take the batteries out during storage to avoid corrosion. I also do this to avoid accidentally turning it on. This toy is pretty quiet during use. It is quiet enough that the strength of the vibration surprises me. I don't think this could be heard easily outside of a closed door. I might turn on music to be on the safe side. It doesn't seem to run down batteries either; this also surprises me considering it's decently strong and only runs on two AA batteries. The glow functionality is strong and doesn't seem to take too long to charge. I set it out for about a half hour under a lamp. I only had it out for about a half hour in the dark after that, but it did glow strongly the entire time.

This toy is pretty easy to take care of, but it is a pain to store. I wash it carefully with soap and water, then I pat it dry. You need to avoid getting the battery pack wet. I currently store it in a gallon zip-lock baggie; this keeps it from rubbing against my other toys, and it also seems to help keep the strong smell at bay. It is sticky, so I plan on dusting it with cornstarch between uses. It says on the box to always use water based lube for maximum pleasure. It doesn't say only, but I would suggest to only use water based lube with this one. If I am wrong on this, please let me know.

This comes wrapped in plastic in a tacky, yet cute box. The box shows a picture of the glowing cock, a hot blonde in glowing attire, and product description. Until I moved it to a zip-lock baggie, I stored it in the box, in the plastic baggie. I recommend taking out the batteries between use.