I Said It's My Turn!

This came in a black box with no label, picture, or marketing stuff. When I opened it I was surprised. There was a small pink dildo, a big black "snowman" shaped tube with shiny chrome plating. On the bottom of it was a suction cup stand. And there was a remote, USB charging cord and instruction leaflet included.


Well, my best description of shape is a "Snowman".

I picked up the dildo, and like that, it had a very soft head and veiny. I was surprised, though, how small it was. When I think of fucking machines, I have visions of a big thick dildo.

I left it in the packaging and asked my husband to read the instructions and charge it for me.

I appreciated that it was an inconspicuous box. The last thing I need is a picture of a fucking machine lying around.


Here's what came

I strongly suspect I was not the first to use the thrusting sex-machine. My husband assembled it, charged both the remote and machine and left it on the bathroom sink. In the garbage can was a condom wrapper. So I think he had some anal sex with it. I asked him if he used it, and he didn't answer.

I'm not great with technology and asked him to show me how to use it. On the control pad was the charging port, on/off, thrusting control, heater, and vibration buttons. It was big and bulky, so I asked him to use it on me for the first time.

He positioned a rolled towel and gently pushed it in. I had already used a clit vibe for 20 mins and thought I was ready. It didn't go in smoothly. He had to angle the curved head and slowly push it in. I was very apprehensive. Nobody wants pain while having sex. The head was soft, but the shaft was very firm.

He started it on low and went through some cycles. I felt they were too much. He turned it off and handed me the remote. I used the low setting for quite a while until ready for more. After a while, I settled on the fast thrusting, then slow, then fast again. I also turn on the vibrations and heat. The combination of thrusting and strong vibrations was super! I came slightly after about 10 mins.

This part of the review was done by me, the husband. Yes, I did try it out right after the blinking charge indicator light went solid. I used the suction cup and angled the machine on our shower seat. After lubing it up, I sat on it. It was tricky getting the curved head in. Once in, I used the remote. Note: the power button on the machine needs to be turned on in order to use the remote.


Blinks while charging. Full light when done. About 90 mins

Had to search for the charge port. The diagram is faint.

With it only halfway in, I increased the thrusting speed. It felt quite good. I swatted a little deeper, and the machine struggled. I guess I should have opened up a little more before trying to speed up the machine. I lubed up one of our dildos slightly larger than the machine's dildo. After using the Vixen Bandit dildo, I tried the machine again. This time I was able to take it entirety (6 1/2 "s) at any setting.

It felt so good I didn't want to stop, but I did. I needed to recharge the machine and remote so she wouldn't know I used her toy.


Here's how it compares in size. Included G spot dildo in the middle. Dual-Layer Indulger on the left, Bandit on the right

The vibrations are nice and felt on the entire shaft pretty much. While it's thrusting, it's hard to know it on, though. I do use the vibration and heat setting without the thrusting. My usual MO is to use a clit vibe like the C spot Bloom first. I did notice whenever I turned on only the heat setting, and the thrusting would also start after a few mins. The heater on the dildo works very well. In a matter of mins, the top half of the shaft is warm.

I have only used the machine a few times. I'll admit I'm not used to a stiffer dildo pumping away on me. He, on the other hand, has used it quite a bit. I have only had slight subtle O's, but maybe I'll get used to having sex with a relentless machine in the future.