If a snowman had a penis, this would be it. Sit it upon your desk next to candlelight or a lamp; it looks like an icicle, accentuated by engorged blue veins that sparkle, which complements the clear as crystal, glass shaft from base to tip. Its bulbous head is also darling; it's shaped like a flower bud ceasing to bloom. Seriously, this baby is tiny. I can't stress that enough. I expected it to be tiny, but not THIS tiny. I was nearly shocked. At only 4” long, it fits in the palm of my hand; I can cradle it in there and carry it in my pocket wherever I go (hence the name “pocket rocket”). Leaving it as a display on my desk, no one would bat an eyelid to think that it is a glass dildo (from afar, it looks like nothing more but a tiny glass ornament). It is just that cute, and just that pretty and seemingly innocent.

This is by no means a glass toy that is meant to impale you. It is a tease-me, be-gentle, take-it-slow kind of glass dildo that will leave you smiling and whispering sexy things in your partner's ear, but won't turn out to make you scream into an orgasmic explosion. When I first slipped this tiny thing into my pussy, it didn't surprise me that its girth felt no different than having two fingers inside of me, which left me a bit disappointed. I even put two fingers inside of me with the Mini Blue Veined Pocket Rocket without feeling much of a difference in its girth. The blue veins offered a wonderful and pleasurable texture to the toy, which made my pussy rather moist and gradually juicy, yet, with each pump and thrust, it then become unnoticeable and lackluster. Getting myself to orgasm with this toy was possible with the help of inserting my fingers and another glass toy with it (the G-spot wonder), but on its own, it didn't make the cut. The Pocket Rocket, at least in my eyes, is merely a sidekick next to any other toy that is alongside with it.

The main problem with this little darling is that it is so small that eventually, as my juices glazed the entire toy from tip to base, it began to slip from my fingers (definitely play with this toy on the bed or soft surfaces, just in case). Another obvious problem of this toy is that the base is just as tiny as the rest of it. Be cautious when using this toy anally. It feels wonderful in the backside, the anus swallows it up in less than a second with very little lube, and it stays put in the rectum (until it slips out of course), but because the base is rather small, you can potentially lose it, so be careful when wearing it in public, sleeping with it, or using it during sex.

After my numerous playtime sessions with the Blue Veined Pocket Rocket, I can't say that I love it as a sex toy, but I adore it as a sex toy display. It is obviously functional and rather pleasurable, but it being so tiny can only offer so much oomph and wow. For the price of this baby, you'd expect something a bit more. I for one would enjoy and recommend using it for quickie solo-fuck sessions, shower sex, foreplay, and one of those “wakeup call” moments while your partner is asleep, but it doesn't really deliver in any other arena other than the fact that it is cute, pretty, made of glass, and makes for a lovely little sex toy ornament.

This little guy is wonderful to display on your desk as a way to show off the beauty of glass sex toys (glass toys shouldn't only be for playing, they are lovely as a piece of art in itself). I have recommended to a girl friend of mine that this would be great first glass toy for her to buy, because it is so tiny and not overwhelming. I mostly love using this guy as a warm up, when playing in the shower, or for walking around with (it feels GREAT, don't walk around with it anally though, it is so small that it may get stuck up here!). Overall, I would say that this pocket rocket is definitely a treat.