Glass dildo discontinued
by Phallix

In Some Cases, Size Does Matter

Cute, pretty, and tiny may not cut it as pleasurable glass toy for many folks, but for those who love sex toys that are on the go, quickie fuck-able, and travel friendly, the Mini Blue Veined Pocket Rocket is where it is at. It is more like a snack than a full on meal or appetizer, and in some ways is more for teasing and foreplay than for full throttled fucking. Nonetheless, if one is willing to pay the price, it is kind of worth it, but you may want a bit more for your buck.
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Pros
Slick, tiny, easy to clean, simple and pretty design
Cons
Too tiny, base is too small, slips easily, little to no girth or oomph.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
If a snowman had a penis, this would be it. Sit it upon your desk next to candlelight or a lamp; it looks like an icicle, accentuated by engorged blue veins that sparkle, which complements the clear as crystal, glass shaft from base to tip. Its bulbous head is also darling; it's shaped like a flower bud ceasing to bloom. Seriously, this baby is tiny. I can't stress that enough. I expected it to be tiny, but not THIS tiny. I was nearly shocked. At only 4” long, it fits in the palm of my hand; I can cradle it in there and carry it in my pocket wherever I go (hence the name “pocket rocket”). Leaving it as a display on my desk, no one would bat an eyelid to think that it is a glass dildo (from afar, it looks like nothing more but a tiny glass ornament). It is just that cute, and just that pretty and seemingly innocent.

This is by no means a glass toy that is meant to impale you. It is a tease-me, be-gentle, take-it-slow kind of glass dildo that will leave you smiling and whispering sexy things in your partner's ear, but won't turn out to make you scream into an orgasmic explosion. When I first slipped this tiny thing into my pussy, it didn't surprise me that its girth felt no different than having two fingers inside of me, which left me a bit disappointed. I even put two fingers inside of me with the Mini Blue Veined Pocket Rocket without feeling much of a difference in its girth. The blue veins offered a wonderful and pleasurable texture to the toy, which made my pussy rather moist and gradually juicy, yet, with each pump and thrust, it then become unnoticeable and lackluster. Getting myself to orgasm with this toy was possible with the help of inserting my fingers and another glass toy with it (the G-spot wonder), but on its own, it didn't make the cut. The Pocket Rocket, at least in my eyes, is merely a sidekick next to any other toy that is alongside with it.

The main problem with this little darling is that it is so small that eventually, as my juices glazed the entire toy from tip to base, it began to slip from my fingers (definitely play with this toy on the bed or soft surfaces, just in case). Another obvious problem of this toy is that the base is just as tiny as the rest of it. Be cautious when using this toy anally. It feels wonderful in the backside, the anus swallows it up in less than a second with very little lube, and it stays put in the rectum (until it slips out of course), but because the base is rather small, you can potentially lose it, so be careful when wearing it in public, sleeping with it, or using it during sex.

After my numerous playtime sessions with the Blue Veined Pocket Rocket, I can't say that I love it as a sex toy, but I adore it as a sex toy display. It is obviously functional and rather pleasurable, but it being so tiny can only offer so much oomph and wow. For the price of this baby, you'd expect something a bit more. I for one would enjoy and recommend using it for quickie solo-fuck sessions, shower sex, foreplay, and one of those “wakeup call” moments while your partner is asleep, but it doesn't really deliver in any other arena other than the fact that it is cute, pretty, made of glass, and makes for a lovely little sex toy ornament.
Follow-up commentary
This little guy is wonderful to display on your desk as a way to show off the beauty of glass sex toys (glass toys shouldn't only be for playing, they are lovely as a piece of art in itself). I have recommended to a girl friend of mine that this would be great first glass toy for her to buy, because it is so tiny and not overwhelming. I mostly love using this guy as a warm up, when playing in the shower, or for walking around with (it feels GREAT, don't walk around with it anally though, it is so small that it may get stuck up here!). Overall, I would say that this pocket rocket is definitely a treat.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Nashville
    It's pretty, the blue cacti are lovely... but just too small for me.
  • Contributor: Foxxy Kitty
    Yes, exactly my point Sleeping Dreamer...it would be more amazing if it was bigger, but this is a little bit too tiny even for me.
  • Contributor: Foxxy Kitty
    But if there's one thing I can say I enjoy about this one is that it makes for a lovely companion during my yoga sessions, which I can't say for my larger toys. Big smile Winking
  • Contributor: Liz2
    FK - I was put off by the size, but never thought of vag toys for yoga. This one might just do it!
  • Contributor: Foxxy Kitty
    This one is PERFECT for it! It's a shame that this toy isn't big enough which is off-putting for most people, me included, but in certain situations (like yoga for instance, and going for a walk in the park, etc.) it is not all that bad.
  • Contributor: joja
    Shame the size didn't work for you. Thanks for the review, though - one more step towards picking my first glass toy!
  • Contributor: sbon
    Thanks for the review! Glass toys look great, but they're so expensive...
  • Contributor: pinkzombie
    I think the size looks just right!
  • Contributor: Willis2011
    great review
  • Contributor: Blooddragon
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: 0
    Thanks for the review...this toy is so weird looking!
  • Contributor: Pixel
    Awww, it's so tiny and cute! I don't think I'd ever end up using it as an actual toy, though.
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
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