Ron Jeremy dong - realistic dildo by Cal Exotics - review by byteme97

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Just like the real thing, only rubberier...

If you've ever wanted to bed Ron Jeremy, call him - he'll probably say yes. If he does say no, this is your best alternative.
Size, texture, suction cup
Smell, material
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
For those of you who don't remember a handsome man with screen presence and a cock long enough to allow auto-fellatio, don't worry, you're not alone. Most know Ron from reality TV and more recent films where he looks more like a bowling buddy of your uncle and less like a porn star.

For those who do remember Ron's prime (my wife does), many women had a secret crush on either Ron or his "Endowment to the Arts." Well, now you can have it. Okay, it's a rubber version, but beggars can't be choosers here.

It stands tall at almost 10 inches, with close to 9 inches above the balls that are insertable, and ranges from 1 3/4 inches to just a tick under 2 inches in girth. It is colored in lifelike flesh tones for a fairly realistic look. The head is a dark pink color, and the veined shaft is skin-tone tan.

The suction cup base can come in handy if you ever want to experience this dildo without using your hands. Just press the base onto any smooth surface, such as tile (provided it isn't too textured) or glass, and you're in for the ride of your life. It is an especially good shower toy.

If there is a downside to this toy, it is its rubber/latex construction, or more importantly, its "right off the tire showroom floor" smell. It has dissipated a little over time but it is still very noticeable when the toy drawer is first opened. That said, no irritation occurred during use - well, none caused by the product, as friction doesn't count. I would recommend condom use, especially if you are sensitive to chemical compounds.

I would highly recommend this toy to anyone who was or is a fan of Ron's or of large insertable toys as this one certainly fits the bill, even if it might not fit anywhere else...
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