Ultimate satisfier - glass realistic dildo by EdenFantasys - review by Lilith Bealove

When Lena, the review manager assigned me the Ultimate Satisfier, I didn't know what to expect - but I didn't check out the product page either. All that I knew about the toy was that it is a glass dildo. I patiently waited for it to arrive, along with my Irresistible Garter Bodystocking, and when it did, I was surprised to find that the box weighed more than I anticipated. I certainly didn't expect it to be 7 1/2" inches long (7" insertable) with a circumference of 5 1/4"! This toy is a beast!

Weighing in at a solid pound, it can be difficult to manipulate alone but can be used for vaginal or anal penetration. Personally, I have not tried to use the toy anally as the only thing I am comfortable having in my bum is a finger or the Fun Factory Bootie. I have tried to use the Ultimate Satisfier solo a handful of times, but each time I find that it is too heavy and not that easy to use alone, I usually tire quickly.

I have had PolyHubby use the toy on me while I lay on my back. I find that having a partner move the toy for me is the easiest way to use it. There was a handful of times when he would leave the toy in my body while grabbing lube or another toy and it felt awkwardly heavy just sitting there. I do suggest using caution and communicating when having a partner use the toy on you, due to the girth and length, at certain phases of my cycle it can easily hit my cervix. If you've never had a glass toy hit your cervix, I don't recommend trying it.

The product page lists the material as "tempered glass." It goes on to say that it is also known as Pyrex or borosilicate glass. This type of material reduces stress on the glass and helps it to hold temperature well. You should always check glass toys for splinters, chips, or fractures before every use. This type of damage weakens the strength of the material and can cause it to break inside you. If you do drop it and it breaks it will not splinter or shatter. Tempered glass snaps or breaks into large pieces.

I had the Icicles No. 21, which is made of the same material and left it on my dryer one night. The next morning I started a load of laundry, and the toy fell off and broke. True to its substance, it did not shatter. It broke into five large pieces that were easy to clean up. (Note: I actually came to love the Icicles No. 21 and recommend you give it a try! It's beautiful and perfect for g-spot orgasms).

My Ultimate Satisfier dildo has a couple of creases that can be seen underneath the surface. I find this a little worrisome, but my husband believes this is where the pieces of glass were molded together. The tempered glass is firm (glass has no give) and has veins for texture. When inserted you are met with a full feeling as it stretches you around its 5 1/4" inch girth as well as the feeling of the veins and the pronounced head. Altogether the toy has a lot going on, but in a way that makes the experience pleasant and pleasurable rather than overwhelming.

The Ultimate Satisfier has a realistic design but in lieu of flesh toned, it is see through. There are veins running up the length of the toy, a pronounced head, and a lump at the base that is supposed to serve as balls. In short, it is in no way discreet. You may be able to convince a particularly naive and gullible guest that it is a piece of art, but anyone else will immediately recognize it for what it is. 4

The Ultimate Satisfier is straight with no curve for g-spot stimulation and provides a full feeling. The veins on the shaft of the toy and the girth are the main attraction for the Ultimate Satisfier. You can also use it for temperature play, as glass is a fantastic conductor and holds heat/cold well. Unfortunately, glass is also very heavy, and I found this toy to tire me out quickly.

If you know that you enjoy large toys with no give, the Ultimate Satisfier would be a perfect fit for you. I have found that the length was too much and would prefer a toy with the same girth, but a short shaft. If you are looking to play with larger toys and aren't sure if you prefer girth or length (or both) the Ultimate Satisfier is a great start that won't break the bank.

The Ultimate Satisfier is a straight, phallic toy with loads of length and a lot of girth. It is fantastic for people who do not tire easily, who have a partner to help them use it, who enjoy size, and who like temperature play. I've already gone into a lot of detail on the performance and my thoughts in other sections, I'll spare you the chore of having to read it twice.

The toy comes in its own pouch (read more about this in the "Packaging" section), and can be stored there. The pouch is large enough to fit the entire toy in with out it poking out. To clean the toy you can use a toy cleaner, soap and water, or a 10% bleach solution. Just be sure to get all the crevices so that you don't leave any bodily fluids or lubes on the toy. Speaking of lube, you can use any type you'd like with the Ultimate Satisfier, but I do not recommend using oil based or flavored lubricants internally.

The Ultimate Satisfier comes wrapped in bubble wrap and shoved into a velvety pouch. Maybe this is Eden's way of "saving the environment," but I like my toys to come in a box for that added security. The pouch is perfect for storing the toy and I enjoy popping the bubble wrap anytime I get a glass toy from EF these days.