Mr. Just Ehh...

The Mr. Just Right Elite Eight is a vibrating dildo that is multi-speed and multi-function. It has a flared suction cup base that if it would suction to anything would be great. I couldn't get it to successfully adhere to anything for more than a few minutes, which greatly took away from this dildo. It will however work great as a hand-held or even in a harness that will accomodate it.

The Mr. Just Right is made of PVC which has a safety rating of 2. It is phthalates-free. There is a slight smell, but it dissipates with a few washes. PVC is compatible with a water-based or silicone lube. Cleaning is easy, just use an anti-bacterial soap with water or a sex toy cleaner. I would be careful of fully submerging this vibrator as to keep the wire dry that connects it to its battery pack.



The dildo itself is 8 3/4" long with an insertable length of 6". It has a diameter of 1 1/2". The suction cup base has a diameter of 3 1/4". There is a wire coming out of the side of the ball sack that plugs into a small push-button controller. It is very life-like, boasting veins that are easily felt running the whole length of the shaft as well as the wrinkles on the scrotum.



There are 10 functions that it offers:
1) High vibe
2) Medium vibe
3) Low vibe
4) Escalating vibe- High
5) Bumping vibe-Medium
6) Pulse-Medium
7) Pulse-Fast
8) Pulse-Low
9) Pulse-Slow/Deep
10) Pulse-Fast/Low

You turn it off by holding the lighted control button down for about 3 seconds. The control pack is operated with 2-AAA batteries that are placed into the pack and twisted shut inside. It is 4 1/2" long and 1 1/4" in diameter. The light up push button makes it easy to control, even in the dark.



The problem that I had with this is that I cannot get it to adhere to anything and stay there while trying to use it, which greatly takes away from the whole idea of using a suction-cup vibrator. I have large tiles in my bathroom on the wall and tried it there first but after a few strokes with it, it fell off. I tried this a few times, getting it damp and sticking it but it continued to fall off. I moved it to a lacquered table top and stuck it there, but again it just kept popping off. I don't know if I just get a little carried away or what, but even using my hand to stroke it, it continued to just pop off of whatever surface I tried.

This really disappointed me as the variety that it offers in functions had me really excited to use it, even with it being PVC. I was able to use it with my husband with him being able to use the suction part as a hand grip for thrusting, as well as fitting it from the inside into a harness, so it isn't a total failure. I will use this from time to time I am sure just to mix things up, but it won't be one of my go to toys.