All american whoppers - realistic dildo by Nasstoys - review by hmmccartney

All american whoppers

Realistic dildo by Nasstoys

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Not Even Worth the Price

Honestly, I don't feel like this toy is even worth ten dollars, let alone twenty. The material and make is poor, it tears easily, the stench is awful, and it personally has too much give to ever get me there without another toy. This is one of those toys that really should be novelty use only, because using it for anything else seems a bit pointless, unless you're wanting a cheap toy that won't last long at all.
Cheap, nice shape
Low quality materials, awful smell, extra ridges add no sensation
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


As I am still a beginner with anal play, I have only used this vaginally. While the toy is rather flexible, it does have enough firmness to work rather well as a G-spot dildo with its curved design. If you're considering buying this toy, I should advise you that this is made from PVC, and isn't considered body safe. If you're simply looking for a cheap toy, please use with a condom, and keep it away from other toys so as not to ruin them.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • G-spot
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Home
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

As earlier stated, this toy is made of PVC, and like a lot of 'novelty use only,' toys, has a harsh, chemical smell that cannot be masked no matter what. I've tried washing this toy numerous times, and the scent is still there. The shaft and balls are rather firm, but the shaft does bend back slightly. The material is smooth, but does have some drag, which should be eliminated by lube, preferably paired with a condom. To add to the 'realistic' look, it does have some veins and a sculpted head, but the only one that adds any stimulation is the thick vein along the under side of the shaft.
    • Bumpy
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the shaft is visibly appealing, but does little to add to the sensation. The balls of this dildo are both unappealing and add nothing to the sensation for me. I do like the upwards curve of this toy, as it helps with G-Spot stimulation, though not much. I don't personally feel the size is very daunting, at least width wise. The toy works...okay, along with another toy. Alone, it is boring, and doesn't give me enough of a sense of fullness or sensation to get me there, but with a clitoral vibrator, it feels nice. Not the best toy by any stretch. The toy, with its realistic design and size is certainly not discreet, but tucked away in a bag might be suitable for travel.
    • Indiscreet
    • Realistic


I do enjoy the look of this toy and the firmness, and the suction sup works quite well. However, the stench, the lack of girth, and the veins that add no sensation definitely take away from what little good qualities it has. The suction cup ripped within its first use, and there are several micro tears along it. This toy alone can't get me there no matter how hard I try, it always has to be accompanied by another toy.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be cleaned with warm water and soap, but with all of the rivets and raised areas, I feel a foaming toy cleaner might work best. I store it in a silk pouch away from all other toys, and I emphasize that last part to everyone. Because this toy is made from PVC, please keep away from other toys. Also, you should use a condom with this because it isn't body safe. Doing this will make cleaning much easier, as you simply throw the condom away after each use. I feel any lube works well with this, especially water based lubes if you're using a condom.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
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  • OH&W, Lovebears
    I guess the buyers at EF agree with you. I just check the product page and it is discontinued at this time. Items at this price point are usually for a novelty purchase as you mentioned. Or for buyer looking to spend just a few dollars for a toy that size.

    Thanks for taking the time to review this item. It is very well written.
  • unfulfilled
    Sorry it was such a bad toy of poor quality.
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