All american whoppers - realistic dildo discontinued by Nasstoys - review by hmmccartney

As I am still a beginner with anal play, I have only used this vaginally. While the toy is rather flexible, it does have enough firmness to work rather well as a G-spot dildo with its curved design. If you're considering buying this toy, I should advise you that this is made from PVC, and isn't considered body safe. If you're simply looking for a cheap toy, please use with a condom, and keep it away from other toys so as not to ruin them.

As earlier stated, this toy is made of PVC, and like a lot of 'novelty use only,' toys, has a harsh, chemical smell that cannot be masked no matter what. I've tried washing this toy numerous times, and the scent is still there. The shaft and balls are rather firm, but the shaft does bend back slightly. The material is smooth, but does have some drag, which should be eliminated by lube, preferably paired with a condom. To add to the 'realistic' look, it does have some veins and a sculpted head, but the only one that adds any stimulation is the thick vein along the under side of the shaft.

The design of the shaft is visibly appealing, but does little to add to the sensation. The balls of this dildo are both unappealing and add nothing to the sensation for me. I do like the upwards curve of this toy, as it helps with G-Spot stimulation, though not much. I don't personally feel the size is very daunting, at least width wise. The toy works...okay, along with another toy. Alone, it is boring, and doesn't give me enough of a sense of fullness or sensation to get me there, but with a clitoral vibrator, it feels nice. Not the best toy by any stretch. The toy, with its realistic design and size is certainly not discreet, but tucked away in a bag might be suitable for travel.

I do enjoy the look of this toy and the firmness, and the suction sup works quite well. However, the stench, the lack of girth, and the veins that add no sensation definitely take away from what little good qualities it has. The suction cup ripped within its first use, and there are several micro tears along it. This toy alone can't get me there no matter how hard I try, it always has to be accompanied by another toy.

This toy can be cleaned with warm water and soap, but with all of the rivets and raised areas, I feel a foaming toy cleaner might work best. I store it in a silk pouch away from all other toys, and I emphasize that last part to everyone. Because this toy is made from PVC, please keep away from other toys. Also, you should use a condom with this because it isn't body safe. Doing this will make cleaning much easier, as you simply throw the condom away after each use. I feel any lube works well with this, especially water based lubes if you're using a condom.