King pin knobby - dildo discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by deceased

The Kingpin Nubby is part of the Radiant Gems Collection of metallic Sil-a-gel sex toys from Doc Johnson. They are all very reasonably priced for those who don't want to invest a ton of money into a product that they may not love, or that will not last a long life. So for the price of a movie, you can have a party in your pants anytime you want.

The Kingpin Nubby is a cool, metallic swirled, nubby, butt plug that I bought in a nice tropical seafoam color. It would not be creepy sitting out on a shelf. It looks somewhat like a child's toy, so there is no sleaze factor involved. I am a little subtle as a person, I don't like toys that announce "butt", plug or "giant flesh colored penis", if left out to dry post disinfection.

The Kingpin Nubby is soft, it smells like a new bath tub mat, and is very, very flexible. It may be a tad too flexible. I lubed the toy well with a water-based lube and inserted, or tried anyway. It keep bouncing off my okole puka to other areas of the perineum. Finally I got that sucker in.

Once the tip is in, which is thin and flexible like trying to stuff a fat rubber band in, it felt really really good. The nubs made a huge sensational difference and it was very comfortable. I tried rocking it, squeezing against it, and thrusting into my okole puka with it (for those of you who are not Hawaiian, an okole puka is an ass hole. Not official medical terminology, but this isn't The Annals of Anal Health Journal either). It was really nice.

The Kingpin Nubby in the picture looks like it has only a few nubs on it but, in actuality, it’s really nubbed for sensation. It’s flexibility that makes it an annoyance to get in for the first time, translates into a very comfortable experience. It also retains body heat quite well, and the thickened base meant it stops traveling once it’s in about 6 of its seven inches. Its average thickness toward the bottom inserted part, is an inch and three quarters, so it’s not ultra puny but not stretched.

It cleans up easily with antibacterial soap and a spritz of toy cleaner. Since I'm not sharing anal toys, I did not use a toy cover or companion, and I am not using it in my punanni puka, just the okole anyway. Take meticulous care, sanitize, and change condoms as well before changing orifices! (The rectum is the very end of the human sewage system).

One point off for only having a little silicone involved (can not boil it, can bleach it) One point off for slightly too flexible tip. Other than that, it’s everything you could want in an anal toy.

It still has its original shower curtain smell after a year of being wrapped in paper towels and being used occasionally. Not a good butt plug, but a very comfortable probe.